Bowser hadn't had any fun in a very long time, besides finding ways to annoy that perfectly annoyable boy who always wore white uniforms. He wanted to spend some time having Peach bake him cakes and comb his hair and tell him what a big, strong, manly man he was, and after Doopliss had left him a box full of boos, he felt that he should at least get some fun out of them.

But he'd need a distraction to distract the others. So, he asked some magikoopas to magic him up a fake letter for Princess Peach, and to also give him their shed skin. He had it ground up (the skin, not the letter) into nice, white powder. Magikoopas were full of all sorts of magical whatever. This was probably going to do something. Probably. Whatever, thinking things through isn't Bowser's job.

He sneaked into the student kitchens, found Lyra's baking supplies, and dumped out half of a bag of flour into the trash and replaced it with Magikoopa powdered skin. Nobody would ever know the difference.

He then stuck a letter into Paraloser's delivery bag that looked like it had been originally addressed to the Mushroom Kingdom like two months ago. The letter informed Peach that she was this year's Humanitarian of the Year picked by the Fraternal Order of Fungal Brotherhood, and invited her to their banquet in her honor, to be held on the 27th. The day that Lyra was supposed to do all of her stupid baking.

The address would take Peach to an empty field in the Mushroom Kingdom. She would, however, be gone while the baking was going on, so there would be no chance that his beloved Peach would be contaminated by whatever it was that concentrated magikoopa would do. Bowser hoped it would make everyone nearsighted and obey his every command. But whatever. It'd do something, and in the confusion of whatever it was going to do, he'd kidnap Peach and nobody would be paying any attention.

Actiony Bits backdated to the 21st.
[So Green and Bulba had come back. Apparently. Where was Bulba though? What a mystery! There's this other guy meandering around campus though who kinda looks like him but he's taller and way more blonde. What a mystery! At other times there's a big Venusaur wandering around that looks kind of like Vinnie but way brighter green and with a big fat yellow flower. The mysteries just never stop emerging.

If you're a member of Green Team, he's looking for you. You too, RA party. He needs to say sorry for bailing on you for a few days. If you're another Venusaur, he sent you a text to meet up sometime that afternoon probably by a fountain or something. If you're anyone else, maybe he's familiar or maybe he's someone new you should greet.]

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Video bits also backdated to the 21st.
[BUT EVENTUALLY A VIDEO POST POPPED UP ON THE NETWORK. IT WAS THAT GUY. He looked a wee bit nervous, but he was smiling at the camera for the video that was coming from Bulba's account.]

…Hello! There have been a few new students since I last said anything… My name's Bulba! I'm one of the girls' RAs so if you ever need anything, feel free to stop me if you see me.

Most of you already knew me as an Ivysaur but, uh, I'm a Venusaur now! I'll be getting used to it as much as you are, haha… I'm still the same me, though, so nothing to worry about there.

Have a good day, okay?