[It's a peaceful day in smash academy. the fight against GLaDOS is over, the school is back to normal, and everything seems fine. However, high up in the sky, a dark shape looms. It's is just a speck at first, but is getting larger by the second. Soon, it's shadow is cast upon the school.

The large Battleship slows down, and parks itself above the school. For a moment, nothing happens. Suddenly, music starts to play. A lone figure appears on the top of the ship, and jumps off in a epic spin, lights following her all the way down. A parachute opens, a big smiling face on the clothe, slowing her decent. When she is close to the ground, she detaches herself from the Parachute, and land's on the ground in a dramatic pose. She stands up, and raises her hands.]

Hello everyone! I have arri-

[She is cut off by the cloth of the parachute landing on her, wrapping itself around her. The girl struggles, and falls to the ground.]

[It's been a few days since GLaDOS showed her face around the school. It wasn't, however, because she was afraid of retaliation, because she wasn't. No, it was because she was far too embarrassed at her loss. However, when all was said and done she had to show up again some how....once her pride was ready for it, of course.

I guess it was ready for it today.]

Well, I'm back. Sorry it took so long, I was busy pulling myself back together again and picking out leftover pieces of shrapnel from my chassis. So yes, thanks for that.

[Sarcasm mode is active, as always.]

At any rate, I suppose congratulations are in order. You all preformed admirably while solving my tests, so go pat yourselves on the back or whatever it is you all do.

[There's a brief pause as she...visibly hesitates, something that she's never done before.]

...also...

[A sigh...she can't believe she's about to say this fucking Caroline...]

I'm...sor-

[...]

Sorr...

[...it genuinely looks like she's having a hard time saying it, not just faking it either. Finally, after about a minute, she says it.]

Sorry. There, I said it. Don't expect me to say it again.

...Hahaha, well good job everybody on...whatever the heck just happened there. It's all over now though, right? That's the good thing. We always seem to get through it when crazy stuff happens.

And that was really crazy...So we can relax extra hard.

[HE HAS NOTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT THAT...He is seen visually eating a yellow lollipop.]

Okay so, changin' the subject.

Any of ya seen these kinda lollipops? They're pretty good. Apparently people are sellin' 'em for some fundraiser or somethin'.

Well anyway, y'see a girl with blonde hair, likes to carry a doll 'round? Yeah, that's Mary, bumped into her a moment ago. She needs a lil' bit of a hand sellin' these, she's a bit short on funds.

I bought mine that I'm eatin' from her but I'm thinkin' maybe we all oughta help the kiddo out, dontcha think? Be a good n' neighborly sort and all.

[Stilll eating it.]

OH YEAH! Uh, and boxin' class will be happenin' in a bit for those who signed up! Buuuuuuuut it ain't too late if you're still interested!

( AFTER THIS POST, ACTION. AND OUTSIDE. DRUGS IN THE LOLLIS. )

[ Hi, this is Adam, god tier hacker and stealth master extraordinaire. Currently happily hacking through your network and all your archived private convos & files because he's super nosy. CAN YOU TRACE IT BACK TO HIM?

Oh and he should probably introduce himself while he's at it. Or he makes a bad first impression. Text: ]

Hello. [ very polite. ] My name is Adam Jensen and I've been hired [ -- he has his doubts about that ] to take care of and improve your campus security. Which is probably a good investment looking at recent events involving hostile AI takeovers.

[ basically this means that in addition to cameras, you'll now be getting turrets and security bots. Also Glados and any bot minions should probably be very afraid of Adam's ROBOT DOMINATION hacking add-on. Not that he'll say. ]

Since you don't seem to have a specialist for cyber security yet I'll be taking care of that too, for the time being. [ I'm not sure that's a good idea Adam... ] That said, it's my job to promote a safe & secure environment so if you have any problems or concerns, don't be afraid to bring them to me. I'll look into them as soon as I can.

[ as soon as he's done raiding your rooms, he probably means. ]

Nice school you got yourselves here, by the way. Very... colorful.

...Oh. There.

[As with her last broadcast, Aquenda has to back up from the camera before she's satisfied with how she looks on the monitor. At least it was a lot faster to get the feed going this time...]

Ah, er, yes. Hello again! Still I am unfamiliar with these devices. But, I think, after what just happened... this technology is better than the rest of it. I was lucky to have had somebody to help me. Him, a human, and me, a tauren, working together even here... I hope everybody else was able to... to, ah...

[She snaps her fingers a few times, looking to the side.]

...Co...compensate? Working together, that word. Doing that even in a stressful time, even with differences, is important, I think.

Still, I wish I could have done more to help. Being separate from all the elements like that, it made me feel a little weak. My strength is from them, so when I cannot speak with them... aah, I really must see this city's elder shaman! Where can I find them? Very thank you.