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[shirtphobia]

I suppose introductions would be appropriate, now that the paperwork is done with...

[A tall, shirtless man with dishevelled blonde hair and cool eyes is on the other end of the feed. Dress codes? Pshaw, maybe later. His coat is just casually slung over the back of the chair. He seems restless, idly twirling the pen in his hand and shifting in his chair. When he speaks, it's with a careless British accent that sounds constantly sarcastic, somehow.]

Greetings, students and faculty! I am Liquid Snake, your new biology and public speaking teacher. What a bore... Ah, well. I suppose we do as we must.

Oh - and before I forget, this is a unique opportunity. Not since the Middle East have I found myself among such potential soldiers. Play nice, children. I'll be keeping an eye on you. If you're any good, perhaps I'll even be facing you on the battlefield...

[With a wicked little laugh, he turns it off.]

Comments

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[obfuskate]

In the wild, yes, but I better not catch you eating anyone on the premises.

[ He cringes visibly. That would be so disgusting. ]

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[shirtphobia]

There's a difference between anyone and anything, Mister Hedgehog. I don't eat people.

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[obfuskate]

... Are you implying that we are things? Keep in mind that you, too, are a primate. Of course, some humans do lack an unsurprising amount of common knowledge.

[ He narrows his eyes. Yes, he's basically calling him stupid. ]

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[shirtphobia]

Don't be a fool. I merely meant to say that I have no intention of eating anything sentient. It would be quite unpleasant.

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[obfuskate]

'Don't be a fool', you say.

[ He gives a wry grin. Oh, the irony. ]

This is your own fault for your poor wording. Watch yourself as you speak. [ check urself b4 u wreck urself ]