thedesertrose: ([collective] distant dreams)
Nabooru ([personal profile] thedesertrose) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2011-10-03 07:00 pm

[002N :: Video]

[Camera feed comes in at rather awkward moments sometimes. In this case, it's while Nabooru's in the midst of stifling a yawn.

She slouches over and stares at her camera, seemingly unamused - or something like it.]

Hello kids, cranky old men, potential dancers, and cohorts.

Are you all having a good time? I had a blind date with that Edward guy, and he doesn't seem so bad. He was pretty nice actually. How many of you got stuck with people you hated?

[She pauses to cover her mouth with her right hand and a few moments later withdraws it.]

Hold that thought.
Any of you know of good sleep remedies?

[If anyone says 'a good lay' or its equivalent, she's going to punch them in the face.]

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Come down to the weight room with me. We'll run you though some reps, work on your biceps and delts and abs and stuff. Fire up the treadmill, do a little cardio. Before you know it you'll be fallin' over yourself crazy sleepy!

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know. I know. But still - can't fault my logic, there. You're not used to it so you'd get tired pretty quick!

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Funny how that works. When -I- hear him talk, I get angry and want to break things on his stupid, fat, bald head. Sleep is pretty much the furthest thing from my mind.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
About seven years worth - NONE of it any good. He invades my home, steals my stuff, electrocutes me, sets things on fire, stuffs my animal friends into robots, blows them up with bombs, attacks me with giant Mecha and it's been more of the same pretty much the entire time.

He's an A-Grade Asshole. He's lucky I'm not the kinda guy who kills for revenge or I'dve sent him to hell at least twenty times by now.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
He's the worst kinda guy.

So. Yeah. His voice doesn't lull me to sleep. It makes me want to hit stuff.

[Oh Nabooru~]

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I -DID- suggest exercise to help you sleep! Haha! I suppose smacking the snot out of a punching bag counts!

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I -AM- a Man. I'll see what I can do.

You wanna switch this thing to private or you want me to come over?

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry Edward - Only Redheads allowed.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, gimme a couple minutes.

I'll be naked too. But no surprises there.

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, it's still best to knock! Can't just barge on in, even if the door's unlocked.

[He enters the room.]

So! You needed to talk about something? What's up?

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not exactly professional either. He takes up residence in her chair and spins it till it's facing her.]

Uh-huh. What kinda questions? I'll answer 'em as best as I can.
ext_1114581: (Bathing cap)

[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh ho. Count me in.