thedesertrose: ([collective] distant dreams)
Nabooru ([personal profile] thedesertrose) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2011-10-03 07:00 pm

[002N :: Video]

[Camera feed comes in at rather awkward moments sometimes. In this case, it's while Nabooru's in the midst of stifling a yawn.

She slouches over and stares at her camera, seemingly unamused - or something like it.]

Hello kids, cranky old men, potential dancers, and cohorts.

Are you all having a good time? I had a blind date with that Edward guy, and he doesn't seem so bad. He was pretty nice actually. How many of you got stuck with people you hated?

[She pauses to cover her mouth with her right hand and a few moments later withdraws it.]

Hold that thought.
Any of you know of good sleep remedies?

[If anyone says 'a good lay' or its equivalent, she's going to punch them in the face.]

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
He's the worst kinda guy.

So. Yeah. His voice doesn't lull me to sleep. It makes me want to hit stuff.

[Oh Nabooru~]

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I -DID- suggest exercise to help you sleep! Haha! I suppose smacking the snot out of a punching bag counts!

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I -AM- a Man. I'll see what I can do.

You wanna switch this thing to private or you want me to come over?

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry Edward - Only Redheads allowed.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, gimme a couple minutes.

I'll be naked too. But no surprises there.

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, it's still best to knock! Can't just barge on in, even if the door's unlocked.

[He enters the room.]

So! You needed to talk about something? What's up?

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not exactly professional either. He takes up residence in her chair and spins it till it's facing her.]

Uh-huh. What kinda questions? I'll answer 'em as best as I can.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He thinks about this for a minute or so.]

That depends on a couple things. First of all, are you sure you actually owe the guy an apology? Secondly, when you say Socially Autistic... how unsocialized are we talkin' here? 'Crazy mountain hermit' kind of loner, or 'tells innapropriate jokes at dinner' kinda guy but likeable enough otherwise?

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Since when has that been an issue? You know I ain't gonna breathe a word to no-one. Cross my heart and hope to die.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I know Professor Byrne, yeah. Hmm.. that IS quite a situation.

[Hey. He could empathise. It's not like he hasn't had his brushes with having feelings for more than one person at once. He's not judging her in the slightest.]

So, you're apologising to... which one, now? Byrne or Shinon?

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, wait - He kisses YOU, then tells you that You've had your fun and then he and you part ways and YOU feel like YOU should apologise!?

[He does not. Quite get this.]

Look, before you go apologizin' to this guy, it sounds like he has some things to work through. I understand being strong and prideful - I get it. You know I do. But that sounds more like headgames than anything.
ext_1114581: (Bathing cap)

[identity profile] staygold-wario.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh ho. Count me in.