[Video] IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS that nobody cares about

[forgetbeam]

[So here's Ishimaru, standing as though giving a presentation. In his hands are a few official-looking papers.]

Everyone! I have a very exciting announcement to make!

[He turns the papers so they face the camera, though any words are hard to make out. He is serious and professional as always, but he also seems about as excited as a kid on Christmas.]

I have successfully formed Smash Academy's very own disciplinary committee, with the blessing of the headmasters!! It could not have happened at a better time, with some of the delinquency and debauchery that has been going on in these very halls as of late!

I encourage the student body as a whole to take part in monitoring the behaviour of our classmates, aiding our teachers, and all around improving our learning environment! A sign-up sheet has been posted on the bulletin board outside of the cafeteria, so it should be easily accessible. Thank you for your cooperation!

[He sets the papers down and beams. He looks intense even when he's happy...]

That does it for the announcement, but I have another thing I must bring up... I noticed this school also lacks a debate club. I believe it would be beneficial to start one! If there is enough interest to reach a minimum of five founding members, that would be wonderful.

[Is it five here? Whatever, it's what he's used to.]

Comments

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[hot_air]

Ahahahahahahaha


haha

[Give her a second to catch her breath...]

A - *snicker, snort* - hahahahahahha!

Ah, [She lets out a small sigh and wipes her face.]

Disciplinary committee, good one.

[forgetbeam]

Yes, it will be a good one! No... An excellent one!

[hot_air]

I'm sure it'll do just as well as the fuzz 'round here!

I mean they sure do a swell job don't they?! Things are totes in control~

[shyhacker]

[Oh dear god Ishimaru. Although, maybe it shouldn't come off as too much of a surprise. SHSL hall monitor and all, plus he looks really happy.]

Erm... congratulations on the approval? I'm sure you'll help the school a lot...

[Just. Don't drag the hacker along, please. It's not build into Chihiro's system to shout about the rules of conduct without messing up and stuttering. MAKING ZERO EYE CONTACT TO THE CAMERA IS A GO.]

[forgetbeam]

[SORRY CHIHIRO, BUT

YOU ARE TOTALLY BONED]

Ha ha ha! Fujisaki, you'll join at least one of them, won't you? It will do wonders for your self-confidence! After all, becoming stronger does not end with just your body!

[did_well_enough]

What's this? A student in this academy who actually cares for school rules and respects teachers?

Be still my beating heart.

[forgetbeam]

Of course! That is a student's most basic responsibility!

Are you saying such a thing is uncommon here?

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[maverickhunterx]

Hey, congratulations on getting that put together!

[X knew that he could do it; it was just a matter of time. Still, it was always nice to see someone's endeavors come to fruit.

See? X's expression is absolutely delighted for him.]

[forgetbeam]

I must extend my thanks to you, X, for your encouragement before!

Of course, now that it has been made official, I am extending an equally official invitation for you to join!

[Still not giving up on that...]

ON YOUR LIST

[ihateplumbers]

The first name, scrawled at the top so large that it takes up like five of the lines --

BOWSER

[forgetbeam]

[Poor penmanship, but A+ for enthusiasm. This guy will be a huge help in stopping those pants-burning dragons for sure!]

[servingmiwafyh]

Count me in!

[Later you will find "Kaz D'Bree" scribbled on the list that looks like a right-handed kid writing with his left hand. stfu Shadow.]

[forgetbeam]

Ha ha ha! Then you are number four!

[Counting Kitty. Because she was being totally sincere.]

[Video]

[reservedempath]

This may seem a silly question.

[Voile taps at her chin.]

Why do we need a disciplinary committee?

[Video]

[forgetbeam]

Have you really not noticed anything amiss? Chaos reigns in these very halls! Candy wrappers littering the floor, students insisting on participating in unwholesome activities, pranksters stealing the clothing right of peoples' backs...! I can't allow any of this to continue!!

[deathboss]

But Michel already patrols the hallways to stop that kind of thing! Do we really need to make a committee out of it?

[forgetbeam]

[+10 RESPECT POINTS.

...+5 rivalry points...]

It is absolutely necessary! One man cannot be everywhere in this school at once, after all!

I'M SO LATE /CRIES

[what_a]

A disciplinary committee, huh? What do plan on doing with the punks you catch?

[A Junior Hall Monitor Squad or whatever sounds like a fine idea and all, but this looks like it's just going to result in more work on Kyle's end. UNACCEPTABLE...]

maybe YOU need detention

[forgetbeam]

They will be put into detention and made to clean up the class rooms after school! Not only would they be doing a community service, but if they don't like it, they'll avoid such ill behaviour in the future.

Hopefully, they decide they like to aid in cleanup anyway...

[voice]

[testgasm]

Right, so, you'll want to start with the fact that there is a homicidal maniac among us. Sort of a heavy task for a disciplinary committee that's just started, but it is something. To. Keep in mind.

[forgetbeam]

W...What?

You're just joking, right?!

[HE'S SEEN TOO MUCH DEATH, THANKS.]

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[idowhatilike]

[Oh.

Oh.

Look how enthusiastic and adorable he is. His hopes, so high, so innocent... ]

I'll have whatever drugs you're having.

[ DROP THE GREEN POPS, KID ]

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[forgetbeam]

[Ishimaru on drugs would be fucking terrible. Unless it was pot or something, then it's just funny.]

What?! I... I would never do such a thing!!

[Video]

[lovesignmasterspark]

Disciplinary committee, y'say, ze.

[Sounds like an incident solving group to her. Ha ha.]

Yer pretty excited for somethin' like that. Stickler for th' rules?

[forgetbeam]

Order is important for a healthy learning environment!