[Video] IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS that nobody cares about

[forgetbeam]

[So here's Ishimaru, standing as though giving a presentation. In his hands are a few official-looking papers.]

Everyone! I have a very exciting announcement to make!

[He turns the papers so they face the camera, though any words are hard to make out. He is serious and professional as always, but he also seems about as excited as a kid on Christmas.]

I have successfully formed Smash Academy's very own disciplinary committee, with the blessing of the headmasters!! It could not have happened at a better time, with some of the delinquency and debauchery that has been going on in these very halls as of late!

I encourage the student body as a whole to take part in monitoring the behaviour of our classmates, aiding our teachers, and all around improving our learning environment! A sign-up sheet has been posted on the bulletin board outside of the cafeteria, so it should be easily accessible. Thank you for your cooperation!

[He sets the papers down and beams. He looks intense even when he's happy...]

That does it for the announcement, but I have another thing I must bring up... I noticed this school also lacks a debate club. I believe it would be beneficial to start one! If there is enough interest to reach a minimum of five founding members, that would be wonderful.

[Is it five here? Whatever, it's what he's used to.]

Comments

[deathboss]

But Michel already patrols the hallways to stop that kind of thing! Do we really need to make a committee out of it?

[forgetbeam]

[+10 RESPECT POINTS.

...+5 rivalry points...]

It is absolutely necessary! One man cannot be everywhere in this school at once, after all!

1/2

[deathboss]

Guess not....never had a whole disciplinary committee before.

[deathboss]

[Pause]

Wait. So what's your reason for doin' this exactly?

[You'll have to forgive him after his own school's PRESIDENT tried to take over while he was still the Boss of the school to become stronger.]

[forgetbeam]

[Fortunately, Ishimaru is not mastermind material in any shape or form. Except in the darkest corners of Pixiv.]

It is my duty to look out for the well being of my school mates, now and forever!! If we can put an end to their delinquent behaviours now, surely they will be more prepared to be successful contributors to society after graduation!

Otherwise, you have such chaos in the adult world as jay-walking, pick-pocketing, or tax fraud! Early prevention is necessary to combat it!

[deathboss]

[And you don't seem to be lying either. Eikichi can tell those things it's canon I don't understand it either.]

Now see? That's exactly what I wanted to hear! Hell yeah it's our job to take care of school mates! Not too sure 'bout that jay-walking stuff that might be overdoin' it but you can count on me to help out!

[forgetbeam]

That is most splendid! I never could have imagined so much enthusiasm from my new schoolmates here!

Though we will be meeting in person soon, let us still introduce ourselves now! My name is Kiyotaka Ishimaru! I will be acting as chairman, of course!

[deathboss]

Eikichi Mishina alias Michel, and...

[deathboss]

As long as you don't try anything on the other student, we shouldn't have any problems.

[forgetbeam]

Try what, exactly?

[deathboss]

Let's just say my old school Student Council President tried to take over the entire school and the harm of everyone else on campus.

[forgetbeam]

[ w a t ]

No! I would never do anything of the sort! I promise! Everything I do is for the good of my schoolmates, and that's the truth of the matter!!