[Video] IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS that nobody cares about

[forgetbeam]

[So here's Ishimaru, standing as though giving a presentation. In his hands are a few official-looking papers.]

Everyone! I have a very exciting announcement to make!

[He turns the papers so they face the camera, though any words are hard to make out. He is serious and professional as always, but he also seems about as excited as a kid on Christmas.]

I have successfully formed Smash Academy's very own disciplinary committee, with the blessing of the headmasters!! It could not have happened at a better time, with some of the delinquency and debauchery that has been going on in these very halls as of late!

I encourage the student body as a whole to take part in monitoring the behaviour of our classmates, aiding our teachers, and all around improving our learning environment! A sign-up sheet has been posted on the bulletin board outside of the cafeteria, so it should be easily accessible. Thank you for your cooperation!

[He sets the papers down and beams. He looks intense even when he's happy...]

That does it for the announcement, but I have another thing I must bring up... I noticed this school also lacks a debate club. I believe it would be beneficial to start one! If there is enough interest to reach a minimum of five founding members, that would be wonderful.

[Is it five here? Whatever, it's what he's used to.]

Comments

[forgetbeam]

[SORRY CHIHIRO, BUT

YOU ARE TOTALLY BONED]

Ha ha ha! Fujisaki, you'll join at least one of them, won't you? It will do wonders for your self-confidence! After all, becoming stronger does not end with just your body!

[encrypting]

[SHOULD HAVE

SAW THIS COMING TOO.

brb deleting this post, freezing Ishimaru's access to the network, and locking self in the dorm. But no, way harder than the brunet could just easily block him off digitally.]

Hu-- B-but... Alright, I'll- um...

[Either running around and tagging everyone rule breakers, or shout crazy in regards several topics that people will definitely have strong, different opinions against Chihiro.]

the... debate club?

[forgetbeam]

[Come on, kiddo, school trials should have prepared you for this.]

Excellent! Now we only need three more founders before we can make this official! Please, ask anybody you know who may be interested!

[encrypting]

[That's because literal lives were technically at stake there okay, sob.]

I-I've only known a few people so far, but I'll let you know soon.

[forgetbeam]

[Well that should make this A WALK IN THE PARK]

I look forward to it!

[shyhacker]

[OH NO HE LOOKS HAPPY even a small thought of backing out now seems like a 100-ton of guilt.

A nervous nod.]

I'll spread the word then, ehehe. I'm... sure there'll be a few more people interested enough to make up the founding members.

[It does make Chihiro happy to help a friend. But. Still can't help but think this is A Bad Idea. But. But......]

[forgetbeam]

Rally as many as you can, Fujisaki! I will do my part as well, of course - but that also includes preparing a list of opposing stances for use in club meanings as well! There's so much to be done!

Just imagining the possibilities of what this could become...! I mustn't get too far ahead of myself. The important thing is that this club comes to be!!