oo4; action

[obfuskate]

[ A challenger shiny new bike approaches!

If one looks around in the parking lot at just about any given time, there is a nice motorcycle parked, locked, and chained, absolutely and positively secured. At other times, the bike is not unattended, accompanied by a black hedgehog either preparing to take off with it or just wiping it down with a microfiber cloth, looking to keep its sheen.

During those times, Shadow seems particularly pleased. Accomplished. Why, yes, this is his pretty new motorbike that he spent a lot of time saving up for. It's not customized internally as much as he wanted it to be, but it will be tinkered with in due time to run like a champion.

Dare to bother him or his cute little hedgie-sized motorcycle? ]

(( the only thing i ask is to please not vandalize the bike without asking first, and even then, i might not be okay with it! ;w; just as a fair warning. however, touching it and doing stuff that won't damage it permanently is fine! even sleeping on it, should you enjoy that. ))

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[did_well_enough]

[Hey Shadow, guess what? The Queen Bitch of Aperture has been looking all over for you. Even more of a surprise, however, is that it's nothing bad! However, with you being all mysterious and cool the kewlest, she had just given up looking for you. Instead, she opted to head to the cafe close to the school when...

...oh. Now you show up.]

I find it humorous that the one time I wish for you to not make yourself sparse, you do so. And when I say humorous, I actually mean annoying and pathetic.

[Isn't she just a peach?]

At any rate, I'm sure it will please you to know that I have successfully removed all the paneling from the school. I didn't even kill anyone in the process either, so there's that.

[Wow. She doesn't even mention the bike. What a bitch.]

[obfuskate]

[ Oh hey it's Queen Bitch of THE CENTURY, awesome. Just what Shadow needed after a lovely day of getting a near-perfect motorcycle with his build-up of savings. (It's a good thing he hardly needed to use his paychecks for much of anything, huh?)

He scowled, gripping a handlebar tightly and halting in his meticulous chrome shining. ]

You are asking to be run over at this point.

[ With that growled statement out of the way, he continued on his work, not even bothering to look at her. If she's going to be a bitch, he can be a bitch in return. ]

Other than that, good for you.

[did_well_enough]

Please. You and I both know you would do no such thing.

[You wouldn't ruin your precious bike, Shadow.]

For me? Hardly. For you? Definitely.

I have excess pieces of paneling. Paneling I do not need. As such, I figured you could use them.

[obfuskate]

Tsk. All I would have to worry about is cleaning the mess.

[ As for the paneling, however... How would he make use of that? He had no purpose with random resources. He rose a single brow, finally looking over to her. ]

As for the paneling, you can keep it.

[did_well_enough]

[Yeah. The mess that would be your bike.]

You don't even have the intelligence to realize you could simply melt them down and make them into something useful? For shame, Shadow.

Oh well, I still need to trim out the fat somehow...

[With that, she turns to leave, when an idea hits her.]

...speaking of fat, I'm sure the good Doctor could use a near indestructible material even the Ultimate Lifeform couldn't break.

1/2

[obfuskate]

[ oh

wait

... two shakes, please stand by, initiating quick-thinking mode ]

2/2

[obfuskate]

[ initiation complete.

activate module: NOPE.

module activated at full power. ]

Hand those over. Now.

1/2

[did_well_enough]

[While GLaDOS still had her back to turned, a devilish smirk crawled up her face, one that could probably rival the Grinch's at this point. Gosh Shadow, for the Ultimate Lifeform you are really easy to manipulate.]

2/2

[did_well_enough]

[Once she turns around, her facial expression is, as always, completely devoid of emotion.]

Oh? Why should I? You said you have no use for them.

Re: 2/2

[obfuskate]

Because they do not belong in his hands. Give them to me and I will relocate them to someone more suiting for the job.

[ That, or he could implement them onto his bike...

Oh, man. That would be so sweet. ]

[did_well_enough]

And who, exactly, would be more suiting?

[obfuskate]

The better question is, how is that any of your business?

[ What he does with them, YOU SHALT NOT KNOW. ]

[did_well_enough]

How is it any of my business? Oh Shadow, you are absolutely right. How foolish of me to question you.

I mean, it's not as if I own the panels or anything. Oh wait, I do.

[obfuskate]

No, you don't. Not anymore. You were more than prepared to hand them over to me. I have accepted them. Therefore, they are now mine.

[ LOGIC. ]

[did_well_enough]

No, you have not accepted them. You wanted to give them to someone else.

Therefore, they are in fact not yours.

[obfuskate]

The implication is that I am now, thus making it my responsibility where they go, not yours.

Give them to me. You are not to be trusted with them.