oo4; action

[obfuskate]

[ A challenger shiny new bike approaches!

If one looks around in the parking lot at just about any given time, there is a nice motorcycle parked, locked, and chained, absolutely and positively secured. At other times, the bike is not unattended, accompanied by a black hedgehog either preparing to take off with it or just wiping it down with a microfiber cloth, looking to keep its sheen.

During those times, Shadow seems particularly pleased. Accomplished. Why, yes, this is his pretty new motorbike that he spent a lot of time saving up for. It's not customized internally as much as he wanted it to be, but it will be tinkered with in due time to run like a champion.

Dare to bother him or his cute little hedgie-sized motorcycle? ]

(( the only thing i ask is to please not vandalize the bike without asking first, and even then, i might not be okay with it! ;w; just as a fair warning. however, touching it and doing stuff that won't damage it permanently is fine! even sleeping on it, should you enjoy that. ))

Comments

[did_well_enough]

[Yeah. The mess that would be your bike.]

You don't even have the intelligence to realize you could simply melt them down and make them into something useful? For shame, Shadow.

Oh well, I still need to trim out the fat somehow...

[With that, she turns to leave, when an idea hits her.]

...speaking of fat, I'm sure the good Doctor could use a near indestructible material even the Ultimate Lifeform couldn't break.

1/2

[obfuskate]

[ oh

wait

... two shakes, please stand by, initiating quick-thinking mode ]

2/2

[obfuskate]

[ initiation complete.

activate module: NOPE.

module activated at full power. ]

Hand those over. Now.

1/2

[did_well_enough]

[While GLaDOS still had her back to turned, a devilish smirk crawled up her face, one that could probably rival the Grinch's at this point. Gosh Shadow, for the Ultimate Lifeform you are really easy to manipulate.]

2/2

[did_well_enough]

[Once she turns around, her facial expression is, as always, completely devoid of emotion.]

Oh? Why should I? You said you have no use for them.

Re: 2/2

[obfuskate]

Because they do not belong in his hands. Give them to me and I will relocate them to someone more suiting for the job.

[ That, or he could implement them onto his bike...

Oh, man. That would be so sweet. ]

[did_well_enough]

And who, exactly, would be more suiting?

[obfuskate]

The better question is, how is that any of your business?

[ What he does with them, YOU SHALT NOT KNOW. ]

[did_well_enough]

How is it any of my business? Oh Shadow, you are absolutely right. How foolish of me to question you.

I mean, it's not as if I own the panels or anything. Oh wait, I do.

[obfuskate]

No, you don't. Not anymore. You were more than prepared to hand them over to me. I have accepted them. Therefore, they are now mine.

[ LOGIC. ]

[did_well_enough]

No, you have not accepted them. You wanted to give them to someone else.

Therefore, they are in fact not yours.

[obfuskate]

The implication is that I am now, thus making it my responsibility where they go, not yours.

Give them to me. You are not to be trusted with them.