Scout [RED] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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smashacademy2012-09-28 02:39 pm
quickly) wrote in smashacademy2012-09-28 02:39 pm
Entry tags:
- !public post,
- ai/purple pikmin (pikmin),
- eikichi mishina (persona),
- ellistree moonshadow/elf troll (warcraft,
- glados (portal),
- green oak (pokemon),
- little mac (punch out),
- nabooru (zelda),
- natural harmonia gropius (pokemon),
- phoenix wright (ace attorney),
- rick (portal),
- scout (team fortress 2),
- shadow (sonic the hedgehog),
- sonic (sonic the hedgehog)
{ONE} - [audio]
[The voice the entirety of the campus will hear is loud, very Boston, and very angry.]
YO! What's this crap all about? I already went t'school -- I ain't a college man! I got all the skills I'll ever need.
[He sighs.]
I don't know what this 'final destination' crap is but I don't like the sound'a it. I mean -- I'm used t'bein' told I'm gonna die or whatever, and I always make it out alright since I'm so freakin' fast and all, but I don't think I'm likin' the sound'a this.
Uh, so ... REDs! Doc! Fat-Man! Mumbles, Hardhat, Snipes, Spy, Demo, Soldier ... anyone around? I mean I know yer all old as shit 'n everythin' but Ma always told me yer never too old for college so maybe some'a you guys are here? Hopefully.
As for everyone else! Name's Scout. I'm the fastest man alive 'n if ya don't wanna hear it then I welcome ya to race me! I'm also real freakin' awesome at baseball, no joke. I'm always up for a game.
I'm also single, so babes, feel free t'meet me 'round my dorm: [Pause, sound of papers rustling as he looks for something with his address.] BE-16.
Guess that's it! Catch ya later!
YO! What's this crap all about? I already went t'school -- I ain't a college man! I got all the skills I'll ever need.
[He sighs.]
I don't know what this 'final destination' crap is but I don't like the sound'a it. I mean -- I'm used t'bein' told I'm gonna die or whatever, and I always make it out alright since I'm so freakin' fast and all, but I don't think I'm likin' the sound'a this.
Uh, so ... REDs! Doc! Fat-Man! Mumbles, Hardhat, Snipes, Spy, Demo, Soldier ... anyone around? I mean I know yer all old as shit 'n everythin' but Ma always told me yer never too old for college so maybe some'a you guys are here? Hopefully.
As for everyone else! Name's Scout. I'm the fastest man alive 'n if ya don't wanna hear it then I welcome ya to race me! I'm also real freakin' awesome at baseball, no joke. I'm always up for a game.
I'm also single, so babes, feel free t'meet me 'round my dorm: [Pause, sound of papers rustling as he looks for something with his address.] BE-16.
Guess that's it! Catch ya later!
[audio]
[audio]
What is that? You from some country I've never heard of? I mean, I didn't pay attention t'alla that in school, so it's possible ...
[audio]
I'm from the garden, but Pikmin are originally from Hocotate.
[audio]
Garden? Yer a plant? I've never heard'a Hocotate but I'm guessin' that's just a big garden somewhere.
How can y'talk?
[audio]
I can talk by using my human form! I learned how to use it from a class here at school. I don't think you need it. You are probably already human, right?
[audio]
Yeah, uh, yeah I'm human. What else would I be?
[If Scout sounds really confused here, it's because he totally is.]
[audio]
You could be all sorts of things. A Pokemon, a Pikmin, a .... a Yeti! Or anything!
[audio]
So there are humans all 'round this place but some'a 'em aren't really humans but are actually pokey mons or pickmins or somethin'?
Wow.
Well, I'm human. One hundred percent. One'a the most awesome ones, no doubt.
[audio]
Well, it is very very nice to meet you, Scout the Human! It's very exciting to meet an awesome human!