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[ When the screen zaps on, there's a man that no one's ever possibly seen on campus before. He appears to be outside hiding under a tree, laptop in his lap and trying to keep out of the smoldering summer Sun. Though with the state he's in that's visible, sharp blue hair piercing against the light skin of his shoulders and collar bone (all burnt pink), maybe he is familiar if you were paying attention at prom...

He looks pretty distressed, though, and when he speaks, it's with some tinge of anger. ]

Who just leaves those stupid balls just lying around?! Who does that?! I ran right into one. RIGHT. INTO. ONE.

[ Fingers start to tear into the thick locks of azure spikes, green eyes on the verge of ripening to red. ]

I can't find anymore! I went lookin' as soon as it happened, but they're all gone!

[ Which means he's probably been running around naked as the day he was born, but what does he care? He needs out of this body NOW.

By the end of his outburst, he's crossed between looking upset and looking annoyed. ]

Thiiiissss is not cool. AT ALL. [ He touches his shoulder. ] ow.

[ ooc: Remember last month on personals when I said I would do that open log to rack up some CR? hi there. Just gonna network it.

Just fyi: totally okay with action instead of other medias. ]

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[ Sonic looks down, eyes narrowing. ]

Ooohhh yeeaaah. Man, this is inconvenient!

[ OH NO HE'S COMING INSIDE LIKE THAT AGAIN SHADOW~~SPITS SODA~~ ]

Can I have some pants or somethin'?

[Oh my god how can a creature possibly be this dense. How can a creature be this dense and be this TOLERABLE AT THE SAME TIME.

...

Well, just barely.

Shadow hoists himself to the closet and produces a pair of plain denim jeans from within.

He then tosses it right at his face.]

There. There are your pants.

[ He jerks to a halt as they strike his face. He tilts his head back enough to keep them in place, then walks up to Shadow with the robe held out. ]

Thanks! [ His moving jaw was making the butt on them move. Weird.

He set all his crap down on the ground once the garment was delivered and began to pull the pants on.

....

Uh. ]

This zipper looks dangerous.

[ HE WAS WISIN' UP. ]

...ohhh, I see what you mean. You must have hit one of those humanization balls! Don't worry, it's not permanent, the effects should go away after a while.

... Really?!

[ Those were the most positive negative words he had ever heard. ]

How long does it last? When will I get my body back?! This one's all burnt up! See? [ He doesn't realize how fast his hand is moving when - SLAP! ]

...........

o...www.....c..h..

[ He looks away, a shred of envy crossing his expression. Little more apparent when he was human. He turns back to her question. ]

Yeah. Why?

[Shadow's head turned, looking to see what he means...

... and then he promptly flipped it away, his face burning hotter than the sun gods themselves.]

That is what underwear is for, but you are clearly getting your own.

[He's not sharing his briefs with you, thanks.]

[She inhales, like she's about to tell him the most crucial, most important, most vital secret--the secret that will change his life and give him back that which he most desires...!]

Go put some pants on.

[ Oh, Shadow, he's sort of giving you a pathetic look. He's imagining dealing with this disaster as a hedgehog, but at the same time, would he really be zipping pants up if it was all hanging o--OOOOOKAY. ]

Huh.

[ Zii...iiiip. And... SAFE! His human junk would live to see another day. (Though, preferably, it would be gone soon enough. ... To a point.) ]

I got the impression these would be too loose on me but they fit perfectly. Awesome!

[ ... Did he just call Shadow fat? ]

[ NO. HOW COULD YOU. HE WAS READY, MASTER.

He's so confused now. SCREW PANTS. ]

But... why did you ask...!!

I don't know. I don't use those.

More like 'dead on'! That's exactly what I am. Just radiates awesome, don't it? And y'know what else?

[ He leans into the view, a huge grin on his face. ]

I'm also the fastest guy you'll ever meet!

[ STARE. ]

What do you use, then?

[Shrug.]

Whatever.

Go put some pants on, Sonic.

[If he did, he honestly doesn't care. Besides, he's perfectly fit and he knows that. His strength shows, even in this human form.

Well, even though this form is pretty weak and flimsy, but that's aside from the point.]

Good. Now put a shirt on.

[He reaches into his closet, pulling out a simple, white, button-up top, and tosses it over to his companion just as carelessly.]

[ Sonic catches it this time, swinging it around his shoulders in the same sweep. He doesn't bother to button it up, leaving it protecting his charred red flesh and considering that satisfactory. He didn't want to feel all congested and crap anyway. ]

And these are all your clothes?

Cause... I'm not tryin' to suggest I'm not thankful, 'cause I am, but man... [ Sonic's wandering off, looking to find a full-length mirror, because Shadow would totally have one. ] I make this look good.

... 'Whatever'?

[ Maybe it was better he didn't start talking to him. ]

Whatever what?

[ BUT HE WAS DESPERATE, SO TOLERATE. ]

...o...okay...

[ SIGH. she was SCARY, OKAY.

He sets the laptop down, standing up in front of it and OH GOD. ███████

All there is is ankles now. ]

You can't just tell me?

[Shadow huffs, arms folding over his notably not-so-fluffy chest, lips pressed tightly together. He examines him, looking at how the fabric falls so naturally down his well-toned physique, how his pants accentuate his masculine curves, how sleek his form is...

He coughs, pulling his head away, staring at a nearby window like it's the most fascinating thing in the world.]

... You look fine.

[ What was that?

Sonic looks over his shoulder at Shadow, eyebrows up and lips pursed. He gives his bottom lip a quick bite to snap out of it and smirks. ]

I guess human clothes aren't that bad when you got good taste. [ Oh. ]

[Oh.

Well, now he's just a little red, something that he doesn't even notice in himself. Otherwise, all Shadow knows is that made him feel... weird in a way he couldn't describe.]

... Of course. That is correct.

[He lowers his gaze and hangs his arms loosely at his sides. What else is he supposed to say to that?]

[She sneers at the screen until it becomes a forest of ankles.]

Then it wouldn't be nearly as rewarding.

[Truth be told, there is no real answer for you Sonic.]

~~Are you sure you're not a Pokémon?~~ Fastest? Are you suuure about that?

I guess I'll probably have to take your word for it, for now! What else can I do? But you're going to have to show me before I believe it for sure!

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