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[thunderbutt]

ALRIGHT, WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO SEND A FUCKING GIFT WITH SOME GAY-ASS CARD SAYING IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

My birthday ain't until July, you idiot!!

[ooc: So that LJ's b-day notif incorrectly sent out Alex's b-day is today and I thought WHY NOT.]

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[iaiai]

mmmmmmmmmMMMMMAYBE THEY DIDNT KNOW WHNE YOUR BRTHDAY WAS◔_◔

You shoudn't be mad at someone, they were just tryung to be nice, (︶︹︺)

[thunderbutt]

What kinda faces are those

what kinda person sends a fucking blob plush keychain thing as a gift???

[iaiai]

(～・▽・)～ their my FACES that I make in real life and, then, TYPE TO EXPRES MYELSE! (°∀°)

｢(ﾟﾍﾟ) hmm Well, maybemm, they didn"t know what else to get you!? (°◇°;)

[thunderbutt]

Ya know, if they wanna be nice they fucking should remember my birthday

and if they weren't sure, they could've

i dunno, maybe given me CASH instead of some fucking stupid

cute

thing then!!!

(Still) Not here(?)

[whatnot]

Aw, you really do love me secretly don't you

Maybe? Maybe not

[thunderbutt]

Ye--

No

Some gayburd gave me this stupid thing I didn't go buy it

Probably not

[whatnot]

Although, I feel like I'm missing something big and family related right now.

Most likely not

[thunderbutt]

Yeah where the hell are you I'm getting overwhelmed with emotions I can't handle it

[rotarytier]

I did it 'cause I'm nice like that.

Appreciate my feelings, kid.

My feelings.

For you.

[No he didn't he's just yanking his chain.]

[thunderbutt]

[Oh god 8'D]

If you write girly and call yourself "Dad" then FUCK YOU

[rotarytier]

Yep.

'Cause you're the best son I've ever had.

[HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE]

[thunderbutt]

The hell

You're a fucking shithole "parent" if you're not even remembering birthdays

[rotarytier]

Aw, you don't appreciate me doing it in advance?

I'm crushed.

[thunderbutt]

Do I look like I fucking care?

Go get crushed under some Onix or some shit.

h-hahahahaha

[keen_eyed]

MOMMY!

omg

[thunderbutt]

MOWHATTHE FUCK?!?

I ain't your mom GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY JOURNAL

and so begins my terribleness of the day

[keen_eyed]

YOU WRITE BIG LIKE ME, SO YOUR MY MOMMY CUZ YOU TAWT ME TO!!!

MOMMY I MIS YOU, I WAS LOST HERE AND I COULDNT FIND YOU!!

you mean amazing

[thunderbutt]

OH FUCK NO

I AIN'T YOUR MOM YOU GOT IT, I AIN'T EVEN A GIRL

We're not even the same species!!!!

nope, pretty sure terrible

[keen_eyed]

SO WERE YOU AND DADDY, CUZ YOU SAID YOU FUCKING ADOPTID BECAUSE DADDY SAID TO

nope amazing

[thunderbutt]

[Okay hearing a little kid(?) swear even puts Alex off a little.]

WHO THE HELL IS YOUR DAD THEN

DAMMIT I AIN'T EVEN DATING

[burnoutthesky]

What a brat you are.

[thunderbutt]

SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SENT THAT STUPID GIFT!!!!

[burnoutthesky]

Uh... yeah?
Who did you think it was from?

[thunderbutt]

Some stupid gay-assed bird.

...

...Wait, who're you?

alex you answered your own question there

[burnoutthesky]

You don not need to type so big, its the other one that wears glasses, you know.

I was Ho-oh, last time I checked.