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[thunderbutt]

ALRIGHT, WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO SEND A FUCKING GIFT WITH SOME GAY-ASS CARD SAYING IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

My birthday ain't until July, you idiot!!

[ooc: So that LJ's b-day notif incorrectly sent out Alex's b-day is today and I thought WHY NOT.]

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sob, also i think this is gonna put me into tears

[keen_eyed]

DADDY WAS THE BESTEST DADDY HE WAS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY NICE AND HE HAS BLUE HAIR I THINK!!! i miss him

sob

[thunderbutt]

Was? Where the hell did he go then?

Because I don't want to deal with this shit

all my tears

[keen_eyed]

i dont now, you just said he was fucking gone one day

oh no

[thunderbutt]

[Who exactly is this stupid father of this kid's, leaving him...her? alone like that.]

The hell? Well there's a ton of people who's willing to help you out, so get the hell out of my feathers.

brb flooding the world with my tears i mean-

[keen_eyed]

but your mommy i was scared and lonely without you

delicious tears

[thunderbutt]

I'm telling you, I'm not your freaking mom! Get it to your thick skull, you dumbass!

don't choke all those tears now

[keen_eyed]

YES YOU ARE! YOUR MY MOMMY AND I FUCKING MISS YOU CUZ I HAVE NO ONE ELSE

and then i choked because i don't know how to eat/drink right

[thunderbutt]

[Oh my god stop swearing even Alex and his stupidity knows tiny kids shouldn't swear like that.]

DAMMIT Alright stop with the fucking swear words just tell me where the hell you are and I'll get you

nooooooooo /dramatic outstretch hand

[keen_eyed]

but your the one who tawt me but ok i'm in the library!!!

it's delicious tears ok i can't help it [ACTION TOO]

[thunderbutt]

the fhell are you doing in the library

alright i'm coming to get you

[And then after a few minutes you hear some flapping and popping sounds and you see a big yellow bird fly down to the front of the library before turning back to his human form. He comes walking into the library, looking for some swearing little kid.]

[keen_eyed]

[And there she was, a tiny little brunette sitting on top of the many chairs in the library. Seeing the familiar blonde, she carefully climb down and ran towards Alex, and proceed to tackle a hug for him.]

Mommy!

[thunderbutt]

[Oof. Unprepared, Alex stumbles back a little. So this is the kid...why was this tiny thing doing all alone why...]

I told you, I ain't your mom! [He says in a hissing voice. God damn stop latching onto him get off already.]

[keen_eyed]

[Nope, not listening. See her snuggling on your leg.]

Yes you are, yes you are! I even made a drawing of me and you and daddy one time!

[thunderbutt]

[He tries to pull you off his leg.]

Get. Off. I ain't your mom. Where's this drawin' of yours then? Gotta have proof and sh...[Ahem. He clears his throat.]

[keen_eyed]

[And she instantly pulls away, only to rummage her tiny pocket for a piece of paper.

She stuck her tongue out and playfully made a 'phbbbt' sound before showing Alex the drawing.]

I always bring it. [The (badly drawn) drawing showed unmistakeably the legendary, the tiny brunette and.... Empo.]

[thunderbutt]

[And Alex takes one look at it before blood drains out from his face. Was this. For real... He stumbles back into a chair and flops down onto it, holding his head with a hand as he looks away from the kid.]

......No, this has got to be some kind of sick joke. What the hell is this...

[He's mumbling to himself now.]

[keen_eyed]

I really miss you, mommy. I was really scared and lonely when I got lost.

[She proceeded to hug her mommy again.]

1/2

[thunderbutt]

[He was so distracted with his thoughts that when he felt someone quickly approach him, he let out a jolt of electricity before quickly realizing that it was the kid.

He quickly gets up and stumbles back a few steps...]

[thunderbutt]

[...And speaks in a weak, slightly trembling voice.]

S...Sorry.

[Then he slowly brings himself to look at the girl (he wasn't even sure she got hit with the thunder shock) to speak again.]

...I really ain't your mom.

[He really, really wanted to run away from that spot. His every single nerve screamed at him to run away as fast as possible.

And he starts doing so, only to slowly make his way towards the entrance.]

[keen_eyed]

[Paralyzed, she unfortunately received most of the attack. There were sniffles before tears started to fall.

It felt only right to cry, with the only remaining person in her life attacked her and her dad gone to Arceus knows where. No one wants her, she was all alone in the world. The physical pain from the paralysis didn't bother her as much as the revelation.]

B-but... I love mommy...

[Sadly, her body wouldn't cooperate any longer as she fell down and succumbing into darkness.]

[thunderbutt]

[Alex's eyes grew wide as he saw the kid fall. Panic swept through his entire body as he ran over to the kid.]

Oh shit, fuck, fuck fuck...

[What was he supposed to do??? He had no clue what to do, did he kill the kid? She's not moving anymore, what was he supposed to do? Without thinking much, he gets his phone out and calls Lash...]

[thewunderkind]

[You may here an explosions going off as she opens the phone.]

Hey!

[BOOM]

[thunderbutt]

[Hi Lash, have a quivering Alex voice.]

Th-think...ya can get over to the library...ASAP?

[thewunderkind]

[BOOM

...wait what is the tone of voice.]

...hold on I'm coming.

[She is there maybe less than thirty minutes later, panting and having climbed from a window. CO powers were useful for something.]

[thunderbutt]

[And all Alex did during the time was panic quietly as he stared at the kid lying on the floor. GOOD JO ALEX.

He looks over at Lash as she comes into the library before looking over at the kid again.]