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[thunderbutt]

ALRIGHT, WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO SEND A FUCKING GIFT WITH SOME GAY-ASS CARD SAYING IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

My birthday ain't until July, you idiot!!

[ooc: So that LJ's b-day notif incorrectly sent out Alex's b-day is today and I thought WHY NOT.]

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[thunderbutt]

[And then after a long, long time...]

Why? HOW? THEFUCK????????

He'll leave the fact that Alex was an accident out of this.

[burnoutthesky]

Uh..

Why: We love each other.

How: We had sex.
Sex is kind of a given if you want to have a kid.

well if he knew that it'd be a whole lot worse, i think

[thunderbutt]

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HOW THE FUCK DO TWO GUYS GET A KID FROM S4XW HAT TYJE FYTUJCERAHOIRHDGIU

Thank Arceus Ho-oh isn't THAT stupid... I hope.

[burnoutthesky]

Gender is irrelevant to Legendaries. You are old enough to know that.

Uhhgg, why is Lugia not the one explaining this? He is so much better at it then I am.

Yes :'D

[thunderbutt]

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FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

[burnoutthesky]

At least once a week.

[thunderbutt]

[Oh gross he didn't want to hear that.]

I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR THAT FUCK YOU GET OFF MY JOURNAL STOP SPILLING GAY SHIT ALL OVER IT

[Alex why are you still denying gayness...]

[burnoutthesky]

No. You can not make me

[thunderbutt]

[And Alex chooses not to reply because what is using the "block" option?

Spoilers, he probably was told about before but forgot it.]

[burnoutthesky]

[It's a few long drags on a cigarette later before Ho-oh even bothers replying.]

I am sorry. That you do not like the gift that is.

don't mind meee.... /leaves

[truffulatree]

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