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[thunderbutt]

ALRIGHT, WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO SEND A FUCKING GIFT WITH SOME GAY-ASS CARD SAYING IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

My birthday ain't until July, you idiot!!

[ooc: So that LJ's b-day notif incorrectly sent out Alex's b-day is today and I thought WHY NOT.]

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[rotarytier]

Yeah. Yeah, I am.

I'm the fat one with wings.

[look who doesn't know shit about pokemans!!! for the most part]

[thunderbutt]

Do you shit fire or ice, or do you barf water out?

Or are you awesome like me with electricity

Or can you shoot lightning out of your eyes?

[What kind of description are those...]

[rotarytier]

None of those.

I pee comets and sharks.

[Which is way cooler.]

[thunderbutt]

[What... That doesn't even make sense in poor Alex's mind!]

Well fuck you, you ain't my dad.

[rotarytier]

[It's like kidney stones or something.]

Fine. You say that now.

I won't get the tricycle you wanted for your birthday next year. S'all good.

[thunderbutt]

And I don't give a shit.

The fuck would I even need a tricycle for!?

[rotarytier]

You tell me.

I mean, you're the one who wants it.

[thunderbutt]

I DON'T WANT IT YOU FUCKTARD

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS

[rotarytier]

M'kay. Fine. I lied.

I'm your mother.

[HE WILL NEVER TEEEEEEEELL]

[thunderbutt]

[Good because he would chase you down if he finds out.]

FHDSGSLFSEUGSHBMFUSYDCIA8495IH,RN;FGJSDIFH

[rotarytier]

[he'll just die laughing over here and call this a mission complete.]