VIDEO POST

[tank_rockarms]

A video post appears under the auspices of Max's account. This has never happened before.

And when the video switches on, the guy you see... looks and does not look like Max. It's Max with orange-red hair, a crazy amount of tattoos on his shoulders, chest, arms and face, and piercings. Why does Max have piercings. Why does Max have... piercings... where the frowny faces are.



Should you click on the video, this short message plays:

"So I got turned into a charizard. Just so you know. I sorta have trouble with the not breathin' fire part all the time," and if to accent this, a short burst of flame escapes his mouth at its conclusion.

"But this don't change nothin'. Class meets like regular. Vinnie, you still got your boot camp. Nothin's different."

In the background of the video, if you look carefully, there is a totally sullen looking Char in the back, trying to look like he doesn't care about anything.

"I need somebody to fix some of my pants so I can wear 'em with a tail. Shirts ain't happenin' this week. I got wings now. You can just deal with it."

Max are you logging this thing while naked. Max.

Comments

[maxizard]

Sonny I ain't sayin' that I wouldn't kick everybody's ass from here to Johto, 'cause I would, but you already got a charizard on your team. Why the hell do you need another one?

[punchthedoritos]

Well, like, Lance has two Dragonites, and Bruno has two Steelixes and Agatha has two Gengars. So. Red could have two Charizards. Plus, I bet your attack stat is super high so we could give you all the Physical attack moves! It would be great!

I'll call Red and see if he wants to come and catch you? If you wanted that? I hope you do. It would be so cool if you were on our team!

[maxizard]

OVER MY DEAD BODY WILL ANYBODY PUT ME INTO A GODDAMNED LITTLE BALL AND TRAIN ME.

::Fire. There's fire. So much fire.::

[punchthedoritos]

What's wrong with being trained? I'm a trained Pokemon. It's great! And Red is a great trainer! Just think about it, OK? You'd be a part of the family, then - wouldn't that be swell???

Just think about it!

In the background, you can see Char weeping a single, manly tear of pride

[maxizard]

NO. I WILL NOT THINK ABOUT IT. I WILL NOT BE RED'S OR GOLD'S OR GREEN'S OR NOBODY'S. I'M MY OWN MAN.

It looks a little bit like this

[rivalkidneypunch]

Re: In the background, you can see Char weeping a single, manly tear of pride

[punchthedoritos]

OK! OK! Fine! Someone sure is a Grumpy Gus! I won't call Red then. But it would of been pretty cool!!

Have you tried flying yet? Have you talked to Sasha yet?

[maxizard]

Yeah, I flew around a little bit at the start.

And no. I, uh, ain't seen Sasha yet.

How do you think she'd take it. This.

[punchthedoritos]

I think she'll like it.

[But then again Sonny seems to think a lot of people will like a lot of things and his judgement may not be terribly sound.]

[maxizard]

You're sure it just won't leave her upset and confused?