VIDEO POST

[tank_rockarms]

A video post appears under the auspices of Max's account. This has never happened before.

And when the video switches on, the guy you see... looks and does not look like Max. It's Max with orange-red hair, a crazy amount of tattoos on his shoulders, chest, arms and face, and piercings. Why does Max have piercings. Why does Max have... piercings... where the frowny faces are.



Should you click on the video, this short message plays:

"So I got turned into a charizard. Just so you know. I sorta have trouble with the not breathin' fire part all the time," and if to accent this, a short burst of flame escapes his mouth at its conclusion.

"But this don't change nothin'. Class meets like regular. Vinnie, you still got your boot camp. Nothin's different."

In the background of the video, if you look carefully, there is a totally sullen looking Char in the back, trying to look like he doesn't care about anything.

"I need somebody to fix some of my pants so I can wear 'em with a tail. Shirts ain't happenin' this week. I got wings now. You can just deal with it."

Max are you logging this thing while naked. Max.

Comments

[punchtheflowers]

[There was the sound of screaming somewhere on campus, shortly before a very desperate, horrified Venusaur replied to the video.]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHIN'S DIFFERENT.

[maxizard]

6am at the pool. It's what I said. You were gone for like two months.

You're in the middle of helicopter trainin' after. We can't just leave off for no reason.

You'll be there.

[punchtheflowers]

The p-- YOU'RE A CHARIZARD RIGHT NOW. YOU COULD DIE.

I'd like to add that me dyin' is also pretty fuckin' possible!

[maxizard]

I AIN'T GONNA DIE. I'M GONNA GO SWIMMIN'.

AND I AIN'T GONNA KILL YOU NEITHER. SO JUST SHOW UP.

::Oh god, the fire is everywhere out of his mouth::

[punchtheflowers]

HOLY FUCK CLOSE YOUR MOUTH YOU'RE GONNA SET THE WHOLE SCHOOL ON FIRE

[maxizard]

STOP YELLIN' AT ME IF YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN, YOU DOUCHEWAD.

[punchtheflowers]

[Awesome this was going angry phone calls all over again. Grim-faced, Vinnie promptly stood up from his desk and walked off screen. The sound of a window opening could be heard, and then,]

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK-!

[The window slammed closed. Vinnie came back, sullenly gritting his teeth.]

[maxizard]

ARE YOU GONNA STOP YELLIN' AT ME NOW.

[punchtheflowers]

[Vinnie just stared at the screen with a look of seething on his face, accompanied by the occasional twitch. For a long while, he didn't say anything.]

...

. . .

There's no way in hell I'm doin' boot camp with you like this.

[maxizard]

::Max has taken some breaths and calmed down some. Some.::

::There was just... something indescribable about Vinnie that Max found inferior. And he absolutely refused to listen to him.::

I ain't breathin' fire now. I'll calm down. You'll be fine. I see you at 6 at the pool. Then we're doin' helicopter trainin'. You can't leave off in the middle of it. You'll forget everything. I'm still me.

[punchtheflowers]

[Somehow, Vinnie did not sound very convinced.]

You made a plant explode when you were a Venusaur with a passive ability.

I'm not exactly enjoyin' the idea of being on fire for an entire goddamn week.

[maxizard]

Then you should look FORWARD to the POOL.

[punchtheflowers]

This is you we're talkin' about.

You could probably set the pool on fire.

You could evaporate the entire pool, and fill it with fire, completely by accident.

[maxizard]

Ha, you're probably right.

[punchtheflowers]

[Okay now he was getting a little hysterical again.]

Then why would you want me in that pool?!

Charizard Max is slightly more vulgar than regular Max, evidently.

[maxizard]

Oh come on, Vinnie. Even I couldn't set WATER on fire.

Stop gettin' your balls in a twist over it.

[punchtheflowers]

I am reservin' the right t'poison you in self defense.

[maxizard]

Yeah, sure, you do that, Vinnie.

::God, you're such a giant baby.::