[Text + Action + ALL THE DRAMA]

[lovely_wind]

[Who is that shrouded figure floating through the halls this Valentine's Day? A GHOST!?!? No, it's just Flurrie, covered head to toe in black. She won't speak to you at first; instead all you'll get is a sniffle and maybe a sigh. If there is any kind of seating nearby, she might rush past you to swoon on it. At other times of the day, she's in her office with the door shut tight. She's also left a curious message on the network:]

My apologies, but due to certain circumstances I am forced to cancel my office hours today. I... I want to be alone!

[Ever wondered what a drama queen in mourning looked like? Now you know. The question remains: what's got her so upset?]

Comments

act...ion;

[cantenjoysandwich]

[Guess who is concerned about her when she rushes on by...~]

... Madame Flurrie?

Re: act...ion;

[lovely_wind]

[CONGRATULATIONS, you get a mournful wail.]

Re: act...ion;

[cantenjoysandwich]

[Oh I didn't want that under my chair.]

M-Madame Flurrie, please calm down!

Re: act...ion;

[lovely_wind]

[Dramatically puts a hand to her forehead] I cannot! I am restless, my heart is tearing in two!

[cantenjoysandwich]

But... what is making your heart do so? If you don't mind me asking, of course.

[The people she puts up with I swear.]

[lovely_wind]

My love! My one love of my life! Gone! Forever!

[wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaailll]

[thewrightidea]

A-are you all right?

[lovely_wind]

[SSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH]

[thewrightidea]

U-um... Is there something wrong?

[lovely_wind]

Everything! Everything is wrong!

[thewrightidea]

It's okay, just tell me what happened.

[Then again, does he really want to get involved?]

[lovely_wind]

My love! My only love in my entire life is gone forever!

And we had reservations at a very nice restaurant tonight! [SOB]

[hold_it]

Gone forever?!

Did he or she die? Please tell me.

[ihateplumbers]

HEY FATTY!

DEATH SHROUD'S A GOOD LOOK ON YOU.

[lovely_wind]

FFFFFF-

[lovely_wind]

Your stinging words cannot touch me on this day! For I know now what true pain feels like!

I love Bowser

[ihateplumbers]

SHUT IT, FATTY. NOBODY LIKES YOU. OR YOUR FAT ASS. EVEN IF YOU'RE TRYING TO HIDE IT IN SOME DRAPES YOU STOLE OFF A FUNERAL HEARSE.

I love Bowser too

[lovely_wind]

I'M.

NOT.

LISTENING.

[Here let her just CRY A LITTLE LOUDER to drown him out maybe]

[yukyukyuk]

Yeesh, are you having a moment again?

[lovely_wind]

A moment that never ends! [SOB]

[theletterp]

Uhhh-huh. Well. Uh.

...okay, I'll bite, what's up with you?

[lovely_wind]

Oh, dahling, it's the most horrible thing imaginable! On this day of love, I am alone! Forever alone!

[theletterp]

...what? That doesn't sound bad, what's wrong with being alone?

[truffulatree]

[Follow follow follow.]

Did someone die????

[lovely_wind]

Only all of the happiness and joy in my life! [siiiiiigh]