A Maxmessage

[tank_rockarms]

Yeah okay so, I realize the moon's fallin' down and everything's crazy and somebody stole some masks, but whoever's sendin' a bunch of cheapass robots all over the volcano needs to let up with the cheapass robots. They get in my forge, I gotta bap 'em, a little... rabbit or squirrel or puppy pops out... and then I got all of this extra broken robot junk just lyin' around and all of these tiny animals hangin' around all happy that they ain't inside of a robot no more. I'm tryin' to make extra weapons in case of, you know, more giant monster attack things.

Just keep your puppy-powered robots out of my stuff.

Comments

[iamtheeggman]

You see that big white tower with my face on it?

THAT SAYS I OWN THIS VOLCANO. SO CLEAR OUT!!

[tank_rockarms]

How about 'no,' and also 'no.'

[iamtheeggman]

HOW DO YOU NOT SEE IT?! IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!

[needsmorebiceps]

Just because some guy shows up with a whatever-it-is with his ugly mug slapped all over it don't mean he owns nothin'.

I was here before you. Learn to share.

[iamtheeggman]

OOOH, A LESSON ABOUT SHARING FROM THE MAN WHO KEEPS BLOWING UP HIS NEIGHBOUR'S THINGS!!

[needsmorebiceps]

ONE: THEY FALL APART IF YOU LOOK AT THEM FUNNY, SO THE FACT THAT THEY BLOW UP IS MORE YOUR FAULT THAN MINE.

AND TWO: THEY WANDER INTO MY FORGE, MOVE MY STUFF AROUND, AND MAKE MESSES. YOU'RE THE GUY SENDIN' ROBOTS IN TO MY. WORK. AREA.

[iamtheeggman]

MY ROBOTS ARE NOT THAT POOR QUALITY!!!

AND YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! AS WE ESTABLISHED, THIS IS MY VOLCANO!!!

[needsmorebiceps]

Listen, pal, you're a bully, plain and simple.

I don't gotta listen to bullies. You moved in, said it was yours, and didn't care if anybody else was there and usin' the space. You're a bully. And I don't gotta listen to bullies. I ain't movin'.

And yeah, they're pretty much the worst robots I've ever seen.

[iamtheeggman]

I AM A BULLY!! IT'S ONE OF MY BEST FEATURES!!!

AND IF YOU WANT TO SEE QUALITY ROBOTS, THEN HAVE I GOT SOME PRESENTS FOR YOU!!! Once I finish repairing them.

[tank_rockarms]

Pal, I had to fight a guy who could summon giant meteors to fall down on an entire battlefield. If you think I'm afraid of you or your stupid threats, you're out of your gourd.

[iamtheeggman]

WELL GET READY FOR THE HURT!! IN A FEW DAYS WHEN I GET MY NEW ROBOTS READY!!!

[tank_rockarms]

You ain't got it in you to take me down. Learn to share, and stop bein' a giant baby.

[iamtheeggman]

I AM NOT A GIANT BABY!!!

[tank_rockarms]

If you ain't a baby, then stop yellin' and cryin' like a baby.

[iamtheeggman]

WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE BABY HERE!!!

[HANGS UP DRAMATICALLY]