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[tank_rockarms]

Yeah okay so, I realize the moon's fallin' down and everything's crazy and somebody stole some masks, but whoever's sendin' a bunch of cheapass robots all over the volcano needs to let up with the cheapass robots. They get in my forge, I gotta bap 'em, a little... rabbit or squirrel or puppy pops out... and then I got all of this extra broken robot junk just lyin' around and all of these tiny animals hangin' around all happy that they ain't inside of a robot no more. I'm tryin' to make extra weapons in case of, you know, more giant monster attack things.

Just keep your puppy-powered robots out of my stuff.

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[needsmorebiceps]

Listen, pal, you're a bully, plain and simple.

I don't gotta listen to bullies. You moved in, said it was yours, and didn't care if anybody else was there and usin' the space. You're a bully. And I don't gotta listen to bullies. I ain't movin'.

And yeah, they're pretty much the worst robots I've ever seen.

[iamtheeggman]

I AM A BULLY!! IT'S ONE OF MY BEST FEATURES!!!

AND IF YOU WANT TO SEE QUALITY ROBOTS, THEN HAVE I GOT SOME PRESENTS FOR YOU!!! Once I finish repairing them.

[tank_rockarms]

Pal, I had to fight a guy who could summon giant meteors to fall down on an entire battlefield. If you think I'm afraid of you or your stupid threats, you're out of your gourd.

[iamtheeggman]

WELL GET READY FOR THE HURT!! IN A FEW DAYS WHEN I GET MY NEW ROBOTS READY!!!

[tank_rockarms]

You ain't got it in you to take me down. Learn to share, and stop bein' a giant baby.

[iamtheeggman]

I AM NOT A GIANT BABY!!!

[tank_rockarms]

If you ain't a baby, then stop yellin' and cryin' like a baby.

[iamtheeggman]

WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE BABY HERE!!!

[HANGS UP DRAMATICALLY]