[Video - entirely too much candy.]

[punchtheflute]

[It's a phone video from Sonny Moe! He waves at the camera.]

So! I was saving money to buy a car this year! But then, I thought, maybe that money could be used for something better. Something to help cheer everyone up, maybe? Because I know people are scared of the moon and stuff, even though King Bowser's going to have that all under control! So, I was like, what will make everyone happier? Then I remembered it's after Halloween, sooooo...

[And lo, he swivels the camera around to show a MOUNTAIN of candy sitting in an unused classroom.]



Yeah, you guessed it! I spent pretty much my life savings on super discounted Halloween candy to share with you all! I'm in the old Algebra classroom because I thought maybe it was time something fun happened in there! Come and get whatever you like!

OK, bye!!

Comments

[tank_rockarms]

No, more ain't always better unless it's more of somethin' good. Spam's just. Spam. It ain't good for much.

And portion sizes are important to keep you at your daily calorie goal. It ain't a race to try and get over the number, it's a race to get just to that number and then stop.

[punchtheflute]

Yyyyyeah... but, see, the problem is that sometimes I get to that number and I'm still hungry? So. Sometimes I just have to eat some more anyway. It just happens! I kind of take that calorie limit thing as a strong suggestion more than an absolute rule.