[Video - entirely too much candy.]

[punchtheflute]

[It's a phone video from Sonny Moe! He waves at the camera.]

So! I was saving money to buy a car this year! But then, I thought, maybe that money could be used for something better. Something to help cheer everyone up, maybe? Because I know people are scared of the moon and stuff, even though King Bowser's going to have that all under control! So, I was like, what will make everyone happier? Then I remembered it's after Halloween, sooooo...

[And lo, he swivels the camera around to show a MOUNTAIN of candy sitting in an unused classroom.]



Yeah, you guessed it! I spent pretty much my life savings on super discounted Halloween candy to share with you all! I'm in the old Algebra classroom because I thought maybe it was time something fun happened in there! Come and get whatever you like!

OK, bye!!

Comments

[rivalthunderbolts]

Is that a real thing, or is he just messing with you?

[punchtheflute]

King Bowser has an AMAZING sense of humor! It's very dry - some people take it the wrong way, even. But he wouldn't joke about something this serious. Saving everyone is his top priority!

[rivalthunderbolts]

Not sure I buy that. But you know what? I'll help. SOMEONE'S gotta keep you out of trouble.

[punchtheflute]

You will!?Oh, that's so cool! I bet His Burliness is excited to know we'll have more helpers!

[rivalthunderbolts]

Nuts to him. I'm only doing this because you're my buddy.

[punchtheflute]

Aw, you're my buddy too!

[You get an ear scratch, sparkledoge]

[rivalthunderbolts]

[Oh no, his one weakness...]

Mmm. Yep.

[punchtheflute]

[Scritchy scratchy scratchy haha look at how much he likes this awww]

Anyway! When we're ready to do it, I'll let you know!!

[rivalthunderbolts]

Right. Lemme know when you wanna go inside your boss and mess with his guts. Just don't stop those scritches...

Nice end point?

[punchtheflute]

[And lo, he didn't stop until his hands were afflicted with cramps most horrible.]

Yep!

[rivalthunderbolts]

[It was worth it.]