Max has a thing to say [speech-to-text generated]

[tank_rockarms]

Hey, so did you know that they make powdered alcohol?

They do.

Did you know that it sort of looks like protein powder if you ain't paying attention?

It does.

Did you know that in all the explosions and monsters and everything that I found some and thought it was protein powder and made a shake for myself and drank it down real fast and then after I drank it realize it was booze?

Because that happened.

I just. I just need to tell you all that I believe in you and that we're gonna get through this and me and Slowpoke are gonna be here for you and we love you and I got this really great idea for a giant gun that Slowpoke I love you too you're real great and the. The. Thing. I love the thing. Tanks. I love tanks. And workin' out. And THESE GUNS, YOOOOOO! I love tanks and working out and these guns and Slowpoke. And you.

How do I unwrite this? Unwrite. Unwrite. Unwrite. It doesn't post if I say post

Comments

[golonghorns]

Surprised that didn't taste awful goin' down. I'll drink Baileys or whatever when it's all that's there.... but a giant glass of milkohol sounds pretty foul, man.

[tank_rockarms]

How many protein shakes have you drank in your life? Because I've drank at least.

At least.

A million.

At least one million protein shakes.

And sometimes a protein shake can taste like shit.

It's true. Some of them.

[golonghorns]

Nope. I don't drink that stuff. If I'm going t'drink milk, I just drink it as is.

You need any black coffee? Good for what ails you.

[tank_rockarms]

Coffee dehydrates the body. You know that. This ain't the time to dehydrate my body. It needs. The good stuff. It's clear. You know, you drink it. The stuff. You drink. It's clear. You swim in it. The stuff. It's wet. You know. That thing.

[golonghorns]

The word you're looking for is obviously vodka.

[tank_rockarms]

Yeah, vodka. You got the vodka?

[golonghorns]

As a matter of fact, I do have some vodka.

You sure you should be drinkin' more, though?

[tank_rockarms]

Why not? Why is vodka bad for me? It's the bath stuff, right? Yeah? I need the vodka for baths.

[golonghorns]

You may be thinking of water.

[Apparently drunk Max was not capable of... jokes. Or did he really just not know what vodka was? Or was Orange Star some strange version of Russia where the two words were the same.]