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Hello everyone! Cynthia here.

I'm not expecting any of you people to know who I am, since I just arrived a few days ago. I also just finished signing a mountain of paperwork that now signifies that I'm going to be everyone's new guidance counselor, and pokemon history teacher to the junior.

...basically, this is the first time I saw sunlight since given that accursed stack of paperwork. Hopefully no carpal tunnels any time soon.

Anyway, please feel free to come up to me with your problems. Be it school stress, or anything under the sun. My door is always open, and I am very good at keeping secrets. Also, though I have yet to see a rule against it, I am allowing students who are interested in pokemon history and mythology to sit in my class if they want to.

Uhmm...yeah. I look forward to meeting you all.

[Though, to anyone walking along the courtyard. She was seated by the fountain with a notebook and pen in hand. Cynthia may look busy. But feel free to bother her. She's just making her lesson plan anyway.]

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...Because I'm a mad scientist bent on conquering the world with a robot army?

And how long have you been trying to conquer the world with a robot army?

~~24 years.~~ Oh, for YEARS now. But that was in my own world, so you probably don't know anything about that. I'm kind of a big deal.

Okay, and how long have you been here?

...Six years.

And in those six years, have your plans of world domination advanced in anyway?

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE MADE GREAT STRIDES TO WORLD DOMINATION!!

Of course I've had some great setbacks, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!!

Like what?

Like the people at this accursed school BLOWING UP MY AIRSHIP AND HOSPITALIZING ME IN THE PROCESS!!

No no dear, I was talking about these "great strides to world domination" that you were talking about. What have you been doing here that differs from your work back home?

Well, I built a giant amusement park in outer space that secretly used the power of an entire alien race to power a mind control weapon. I developed a machine that could rewrite history to try and undo all of my past failures. I had the city under martial law once, with my robot army acting as a fascist police state, that was a fun one.

But did you manage to completely conquer the world?

...Well, no.

And have you done anything, while at the academy, that brought you closer to this goal of world domination?

YES. ALL OF THOSE THINGS.

...oh. I thought you did all those things back in your home.

[Well, at least now she knows that the possibilities are endless here. That's always fun to keep in mind.]

So, you spent "YEARS" trying to "conquer the world with a robot army". Then you came here and did all that in the span of SIX YEARS, yet you STILL haven't actually come close to complete and utter world domination. Plus, judging by my very peaceful and serene surroundings right now, your plans haven't really left any visible marks. Probably some emotional trauma. But I'm sure I'll have to deal with that when I start officially counselling my students. Unless they're all invisible, or we just have a really amazing clean up crew.

All of that being said, I'll ask again. Why would you automatically think that I'd make an attempt at foiling any of your plans, when just listening to all your achievements in the past six years, I haven't really picked up any red flags...yet.

Edited 2015-07-24 17:05 (UTC)

...

Well, NOW I officially HATE YOU TOO.

And you're free to do just that. But all I did was tell the truth. If you want to conquer the world, maybe it's time to take a step back, and first decide exactly where you want to be in the next six years.

In the next six years, I want to be SITTING ON A THRONE OVERLOOKING A KINGDOM WITH MY FACE PLASTERED ALL OVER IT.

How?

BY--

YOU'RE NOT MY COUNCILLOR OR MY CAREER PLANNER!! I DON'T HAVE TO SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS!!

I never said you had to. You didn't have to answer any of my questions or tell me you had problems to begin with. But you did anyway.

I mean, last I checked, most introductions start with names.

FINE!!

MY NAME IS DOCTOR EGGMAN, THE WORLD'S GREATEST SCIENTIST!!!

And it's a pleasure to meet you, doctor.

THE PLEASURE IS ALL YOURS.

NOW GOOD DAY TO YOU!!

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