A Poster that is hanging up in the hallways, now.

[tank_rockarms]

Feel free to ask questions/react in the comments.

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[trustycrowbar]

[Really, Max? Really?]

[...What the hell. He's not about to let the man intimidate him. He's not a regular to the weight room but if he's punched out an alien shark, he can lift a damn barbell.]

[And he HAS punched out an alien shark. Once. It's a long story.]

[tank_rockarms]

::That's great, you probably had help. But anyway, are you 'What Should Pass For Normal Dude' or 'Bara Dad' weight class?::

[trustycrowbar]

[Yup, those marines really held his hand when they chased him into that reservoir with small artillery fire and an armed helicopter. Sign him up for the 'Normal Dude Driven to Extremes by Insane Freaking Circumstances' class.]

[That's a class, right?]

[tank_rockarms]

::Welcome to the 'What Should Pass For Normal Dude' weight class.

You have no idea what you're doing, do you.

You're going to round your back and pull something, aren't you.::