A Poster that is hanging up in the hallways, now.

[tank_rockarms]

Feel free to ask questions/react in the comments.

Comments

[jonny_talbain]

[...oh alright.

Jon wasn't a regular in the weight room the way some of the other Academy members were. He preferred to build muscle in other ways. But he'd punched a man sized sun into submission. Chances were high he could lift a fair bit of weight.]

[tank_rockarms]

::You probably belong in the 'Bara Dad' weight class.::

[jonny_talbain]

[....bara... dad.

Alright. I think.]

Not here.

[almost_a_mermaid]

Chiyo will cheer for you, Jon! She is so proud.

[jonny_talbain]

He's gonna try extra hard to impress his new team member!

[punchtheflute]

[He was on the poster!

Sonny was literally so excited about this that he just about forgot to register.]

[punchtheflute]

[....then he remembered.

Best bring your A Game Smash Academy.]

[tank_rockarms]

::Sonny, are you 'Bara Dad' weight class or are you 'Character Chris Plays' weight class?::

[punchtheflute]

[Definitely the latter.]

[machomonotreme]

[Being good at being strong was kind of Knuckles' Thing.

He was going to do his Thing all over your competition, Smash Academy, and he was going to win those 100s of $$$ in prizes.]

[tank_rockarms]

::Welcome to the 'Small Child' weight class.::

[monotreme_101]

[....really?]

[tank_rockarms]

::You weigh less than one-hundred pounds, Knuckles. That's the 'Small Child' weight class. Not that it's called that. It's called the Under-100 Weight Class. But some of us prefer referring to it as the 'Small Child' weight class.::

[monotreme_101]

[Yeah well some of us would find it pretty damn offensive to be told they're in the small child weight class so knock it off!]

[raced_god]

[no]

[tank_rockarms]

::But we need more people in the 'Bara Dad' weight class.::

[dothelokomotion]

[So since Byrne is brand new here and has no idea, he figures he can ace this thing.

Be prepared, Max. Be prepared.]

[tank_rockarms]

::Welcome to the 'What Should Pass For Normal Dude' weight class.::

[trustycrowbar]

[Really, Max? Really?]

[...What the hell. He's not about to let the man intimidate him. He's not a regular to the weight room but if he's punched out an alien shark, he can lift a damn barbell.]

[And he HAS punched out an alien shark. Once. It's a long story.]

[tank_rockarms]

::That's great, you probably had help. But anyway, are you 'What Should Pass For Normal Dude' or 'Bara Dad' weight class?::

[trustycrowbar]

[Yup, those marines really held his hand when they chased him into that reservoir with small artillery fire and an armed helicopter. Sign him up for the 'Normal Dude Driven to Extremes by Insane Freaking Circumstances' class.]

[That's a class, right?]

[tank_rockarms]

::Welcome to the 'What Should Pass For Normal Dude' weight class.

You have no idea what you're doing, do you.

You're going to round your back and pull something, aren't you.::

[flowerofmtsilver]

[Vinnie had a feeling that if he didn't participate, he was probably going to be disowned somehow?

Well, it'd still be good to see where he stacks in his weight class. Why not.]

[tank_rockarms]

::Vinnie are you 'What Should Pass For Normal Dude' or have you graduated to 'Bara Dad' yet?::

[black_shadow]

[...Hey, he might not need to cheat to win this one.]

[tank_rockarms]

::Welcome to the 'Character Chris Plays' weight class.::