forgetbeam: (I'm going to stare a hole into your head)
Kiyotaka Ishimaru [石丸清多夏] ([personal profile] forgetbeam) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2014-10-04 08:21 am

[Video] flood o'posts

Are any of you familiar with the legend of the Dragon's Gate? They say that there exists a huge waterfall running off a great mountain. Fish swim upstream against the harsh current, but most tire out and are swept away. But those who have the courage to persist and make it to the top of the waterfall are transformed into a beautiful, powerful dragon.

It's a good lesson, isn't it?

That's right! Even though this school has countless obstacles and hurdles and dangers looming quite literally right over our heads, if we give up, we too will be pushed back and will make no progress! We must press on through the unforgiving current, and when we make it, we will come out stronger than ever! All right! Let's do our best to reach the top!!

[What brought this up? Is someone trying to keep himself from going nuts at the idea of one last year here... probably.]

On another note... There are many Pokemon and trainers here, so if anybody has any advice on raising a Magikarp, I'm all ears!

[Ah. Ah. That's it.

ACTION TIMES: Kiyotaka can be found bonding with an ugly fish he lets swim in a kiddie pool out in the stadium some days. Most of the time he can be found studying. Livin' on the edge. Although whatever he's doing, he seems to be favouring his left arm a little.
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rivalkidneypunch: (yeaaaaah no)

[mega douchegon used outrage]

[personal profile] rivalkidneypunch 2014-10-08 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Thank god you ain't trainin' a real dragon, then.

Since you ain't willin' to do the work, I guess somebody's got to: if I were you, I'd get two Pokemon. You can raise the Magikarp by proxy with an Experience All or something while the other one does the fightin'. S'really the only option you got, unless you plan on usin' that thing as a blunt weapon.
rivalkidneypunch: (hmm yes fascinating)

[personal profile] rivalkidneypunch 2014-10-11 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[HA HA YOU'RE MAD. Char just continues to crank up the antagonistic dial, resting his chin in one hand and raising his eyebrows at the screen oh-so-irritatingly.]

Yes, you are. I'm the Pokemon Studies teacher. I'm a Pokemon. I know trainers. And I'm pretty sure I already know exactly what kinda trainer you are.

Lemme ask you this, then: do you think that fish of yours wants to get hurled into battles it ain't ready for? You think it's lookin' forward to getting roughed up and not bein' able to do jack shit about it? Or maybe you don't give a shit, as long as you get to prove some kinda point to everyone.
rivalkidneypunch: ((unsure))

[personal profile] rivalkidneypunch 2014-10-12 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ssssigh.]

I'm tellin' you now that Pokemon don't get stronger through anything but experience. I guess if you've got dollar bills shootin' out your ass you could cram Rare Candies down their throats, but they call 'em rare for a reason. These ain't just things you can pick up at the local Pokemart. They won't do diddly-squat for actual battle competency, neither.

There's also Super Trainin', I guess. It's some new method invented by one of Kalos' gym leaders. Won't make your fish evolve or learn any actual attacks, but it can at least buff up the areas you wanna focus on without actual battles.

[Saying nothing about daycares, though. Never ever ever recommending daycares.]