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[redshirted]

Hey, anyone know where I can get a good meal 'round here? Cafeteria's great, don't get me wrong but I've been living off rations for the past week. [Ian starts pulling MRE wrappers out of his pockets and holding them up for the video] They sorta get old quickly, you know?

Anyway, I'd kill for a decent meal, [Ian pats his stomach and tries to look pathetic and starved. Maybe someone will take pity on him and cook for him.] if anyone's offering. I'll make it up to you somehow.

[Ian leans in like he's ready to stop the video and then stops like he suddenly remembered something.]

Oh and by the way--! I'll be replacing all of the locks on the storage rooms, so they can be unlocked from the interior. For, erm, safety concerns.

Comments

oh my god

[redshirted]

Woah, a little personal there, buddy.

[Answer: MREs clogged his internal plumbing probably.]

Why hasn't anyone else asked this question? It's a pressing question.

[tank_rockarms]

I mean, it was a closet, was there a bucket? That musta been awful.

Getting to all the important issues

[redshirted]

I mean, they have pretty low fiber content so it was mostly a non issue... Wouldn't want to do it again, let's leave it at that.

This is awful.

[tank_rockarms]

That's awful.

We're awful.

[redshirted]

You're telling me.

[rivalsolarbeam]

[Oh right introductions. Bulba set aside the ladle so he could properly give Ian's hand a good shake.]

Ha, nice to meet you! I'm Bulba.

[Here is a warm smile for the dude. More importantly, it's time for Bulba to go grab a plate out of one of the cabinets.]

Do you want a garbage disposal amount or should I go easy on you?

I'm making it worse

[tank_rockarms]

So, what I'm gettin' from this is, you woulda benefited from being able to bust the door down, yeah? You interested in a weight lifitn' plan that'll help you not get stuck in closets anymore?

no

[redshirted]

I mean, I already put in the order for the new locks... and have a weight lifting regime...

[redshirted]

I was in that closet for a long time...

[Garbage disposal amounts]

Re: no

[tank_rockarms]

If you have a weight liftin' regimen but you can't bust down a door you're doin' it wrong. Functional strength should let you bust down a door if you try.

[redshirted]

Hey, I got functional strength! Just more operating military powered suits, less, you know, door busting.

[tank_rockarms]

If it's only good for operatin' somethin' that's supposed to augment your strength, then it ain't really your own strength. Functional strength lets you do stuff, not let you rely on tools.

slides back into thread awkwardly late

[rivalsolarbeam]

[His stomach says garbage disposal amounts, but the helping of saucy noodles and chicken that is handed to Ian is the easy going kind.]

Then we'll start with a little one so you don't go rushing into a world of stomach pain.

[Which was what happened the last time Bulba gave a starved person a vast amount of food.]