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smashacademy2014-06-21 11:52 am
tank_rockarms) wrote in smashacademy2014-06-21 11:52 am
[VIDEO]
::The video feed turns on. It's clearly coming from Max's account, but there's no Max pictured on the video. Instead, there is a slowpoke on the screen.::
::Five minutes of Slowpoke staring into the camera passes.::
::Then suddenly, the slowpoke opens its mouth and says...::
Sllllloooooowwwwwwpoooooooke. Slllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww. Poke. Poke.
[Poketranslation: Hagakure, I'm having headaches, too.]
::Seven more minutes of Slowpoke staring at the screen occurs.::
::Suddenly, from off screen, the sound of a door opening. Maximilian Justice Powers, wearing a leather apron, and covered in soot on his face and forearms appears in the background. He lifts his prodigious arm up and sniffs beneath it.::
Gah, I smell like a pig made outta iron and sweaty balls. I gotta get a shower in before lunch.
::The apron gets tossed to the side, followed by his shirt and then, whoops, there goes his pants, too and. . . . . . and . . . his orange star boxers. All tossed into a pile. He turns around and looks at the room. He notices Slowpoke at his over-sized computer desk.::
Slowpoke, how'd you get up to the computer? ::He looks more intently:: How'd... how'd you get the video light thing to come on? I can never figure that out... Are you? Are you makin' a video? Am I? . . .
::Max's hand slowly lowers down to cover his nethers, and he then reaches over and grabs a pillow off of his bed and holds it in front, as it seems a bit more likely to make sure everyone is covered than just his hand when in motion, then runs up to the computer, so now it's all shouting muscles behind a pink, happy-faced blob::
OH GEEZ, YOU CAN'T MAKE A VIDEO WHEN I'M NAKED HOW DO YOU TURN THAT THING OFF?
::Max just starts randomly hitting keys on his keyboard::
IS IT STILL ON? ::it's still on::
HOW DO YOU TURN IT OFF WITHOUT SMASHIN' THE COMPUTER?
::Slowpoke speaks::
SLOOOOOOOWPOKE POKE.
[I think you look nice with a beard.]
::Slowpoke's tail slowly reaches up to the keyboard and hits a couple of keys while Max contemplates turning his computer into a used-to-be-a-computer. The feed cuts off.::
::Five minutes of Slowpoke staring into the camera passes.::
::Then suddenly, the slowpoke opens its mouth and says...::
Sllllloooooowwwwwwpoooooooke. Slllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww. Poke. Poke.
[Poketranslation: Hagakure, I'm having headaches, too.]
::Seven more minutes of Slowpoke staring at the screen occurs.::
::Suddenly, from off screen, the sound of a door opening. Maximilian Justice Powers, wearing a leather apron, and covered in soot on his face and forearms appears in the background. He lifts his prodigious arm up and sniffs beneath it.::
Gah, I smell like a pig made outta iron and sweaty balls. I gotta get a shower in before lunch.
::The apron gets tossed to the side, followed by his shirt and then, whoops, there goes his pants, too and. . . . . . and . . . his orange star boxers. All tossed into a pile. He turns around and looks at the room. He notices Slowpoke at his over-sized computer desk.::
Slowpoke, how'd you get up to the computer? ::He looks more intently:: How'd... how'd you get the video light thing to come on? I can never figure that out... Are you? Are you makin' a video? Am I? . . .
::Max's hand slowly lowers down to cover his nethers, and he then reaches over and grabs a pillow off of his bed and holds it in front, as it seems a bit more likely to make sure everyone is covered than just his hand when in motion, then runs up to the computer, so now it's all shouting muscles behind a pink, happy-faced blob::
OH GEEZ, YOU CAN'T MAKE A VIDEO WHEN I'M NAKED HOW DO YOU TURN THAT THING OFF?
::Max just starts randomly hitting keys on his keyboard::
IS IT STILL ON? ::it's still on::
HOW DO YOU TURN IT OFF WITHOUT SMASHIN' THE COMPUTER?
::Slowpoke speaks::
SLOOOOOOOWPOKE POKE.
[I think you look nice with a beard.]
::Slowpoke's tail slowly reaches up to the keyboard and hits a couple of keys while Max contemplates turning his computer into a used-to-be-a-computer. The feed cuts off.::
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