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[forgetbeam]

Alright, everyone! There has been a lot of talk about statues beneath the school and this recent infestation, so listen to this! I believe the two are connected!

[That's presumptuous...]

After that small earthquake the other week, Hajime Tanaka and I both fell into underground caverns, and we saw those same strange bugs bring a statue to life! It attacked us, but we made it out in one piece! But now the bugs are up here... they seem harmless on their own, but don't let your guard down!

There you have it. Is that information useful to anybody at all?

[Useful for making it clear who pissed the bugs off enough for them to come to the surface, maybe.]

Comments

[raw_angel_power]

They're obsessed with my electronics and it's really annoying! I think they're trying to possess them. Can they just go away and find somewhere else to haunt?

[forgetbeam]

I heard they were trying to eat power, but... could they be trying to possess them instead? Maybe it's just anything inorganic?!

We need to drive them back underground for good!

[raw_angel_power]

Actually, I think they are trying to possess them.

[forgetbeam]

Well?! Have they succeeded yet?!

[raw_angel_power]

Pretty sure that was video game possession. I don't know what else to call it! See, I was playing a super old-school game that I still really enjoy, and I lost control of it. It wasn't following any patterns it was programmed to do, and I'd call it a weird glitch, but then all this shadowy stuff started oozing out of it and I threw it across the room in panic.

[forgetbeam]

Hold on! Is this like one of those... creepy video game pastas?

[pitticus]

...Ahh, you're right! If I could write, I'd put this story up on the internet right away! It would be a hit. Or maybe I should mewtube it instead...

I could call it, 'Oil Panic'!

[forgetbeam]

No, that wasn't the point! Don't waste your time writing about this, especially when we don't know if those things can possess our computers anyway!

[HIS ESSAAAAAAAAAAAY]

This just means it's even more important to keep them away from any electronics and find a way to get rid of them before it's too late!

[He's gotta warn Chihiro too, keep Alter Ego safe and all.]

[pitticus]

Right! I may not have any big game strategies to get rid of these pests, but if at first you don't succeed, try try again! Where there's a will, there's a way! When life gives you lemons, make freaky bug lemonade!

[BLATANTLY RIPPING OFF HADES'S QUOTE]

[forgetbeam]

No, it's already been proven that bug lemonade is poisonous! But otherwise, keep up that determined spirit! We'll figure this out for sure!

[raw_angel_power]

Do you think we could vacuum them up?

[forgetbeam]

We would probably need one with wards against possession...

[raw_angel_power]

Good idea! Maybe we can consult a magic specialist? We've got a magic teacher, so maybe they could help!

[forgetbeam]

Oh! That's brilliant! They're... a new teacher, right?

[VICTIM OF THE REVOLVING DOOR OF TEACHER POSITIONS.]

[raw_angel_power]

I think so. I'm not taking the class right now, so I'm not completely sure... Even if it's not a teacher, there's gotta be a handful of magic nuts we can pick from.