punchtheflute: (Human - what you say?)
punchtheflute ([personal profile] punchtheflute) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2014-04-25 08:46 pm

Friday 25th - Video

[Sonny, frankly, looks like death warmed up.]

Guys. Don't eat them. Oh Arceus. Don't eat them.

[He takes a deep breath and figures he should try and explain a little better. Hopefully he can keep his composure long enough to do that.]

The little purple things. They're not grape flavored. I checked. Some were in my little kettle when I went to make myself some cocoa and I was kind of sleepy so wasn't really thinking about it and I drank a cup full of them and....

[Oops. Nope. There he goes. Falling over and knocking his keyboard and mouse off the desk as he makes a mad hands and knees dash for the rest room. The video feed keeps running until he manages to stagger back and turn it off some three or four minutes later.

This has been a Public Service Announcement provided by Sonny Moe Snorlax. To repeat: Do not eat the crazy little purple shadow bugs. They gonna mess you up. And they are not, I repeat not, grape flavored.]
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2014-04-29 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Right! I've read about Snorlaxes![A little. TY Pokemon Studies.]
When you have to eat that much just to survive, you need an iron stomach!

But if these are an exception, that's even more troubling! You should have your stomach pumped.