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As I'm sure many of you are aware by now, a bath house has opened for school use. I hope you all will take this opportunity to soak and relax to ease your stress before finals begin.

However, the bath has no separation between the genders. This may not be a problem for all, but I'm sure it will be for some. Thusly, I have drafted a suggestion for a schedule.

5AM-7AM Female
7AM-9AM Male
9AM-11AM Other
11AM-6PM All
6PM-8PM Male
8PM-10PM Female
10PM-5AM All

Naturally, I've no authority to make this schedule official, but I hope all can agree that the proposition is fair, and an attempt to make our peers feel satisfied and safe.

If you've any suggestions, questions, or objections, I welcome them. The more people that pitch in their thoughts, the faster we can come to a satisfying decisions that suits everyone's needs!

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What kind of sorry excuse is that? Because nobody is disciplined enough, the rules themselves should be slackened? I am disappointed in you, Tanaka. -`д´-

Ishimaru, these are not rules, but a proposed guide by a fellow student with no ability to enforce them. This has to be agreed upon by all involved if it is to work at all, and so others' preferences and guidelines must be taken into account if we wish to get anywhere.

[Yeah but he could have made this into actual rules if he still had his precious Disciplinary Committee Chair position. But Hajime's right and he can't actually enforce shit. HE'S SO UPSET.]

We can still guide our peers toward a path of decency.

Indeed. Part of being decent is to trust and respect one another. Perhaps by trusting and respecting our peers to make the right decisions of their own will would inspire the same in them.

[He knows better than to trust high schoolers to make the right decisions, especially after his last school... But maybe Hajime's right. Maybe he should change his ways a little. Distrusting one another only leads to even more foolish mistakes.]

Very well. We will see how your suggestion goes.

[BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S GETTING A COLD STARE THE SECOND THERE'S SOME TEEN PREGNANCY GOING ON.]

Edited 2014-03-21 03:11 (UTC)

Well, it is still a work in progress, and you should be pleased to know you're not the only one suggesting the elimination of mixed baths. I sincerely hope we can come to a more satisfying version.

[Don't make him get passive aggressive at you, man, he's on your side.]

[Nooo Hajime he wants to trust in you and your judgment. Teammate.]

Of course it will be impossible to find one thing that suits absolutely everybody. But I am surprised that others take issue with that in particular.

you guys suck.

What makes you say that?

you guys got this over your head, we just need people monitoring the bathhouse, that's all

I suspect there are some students would simply feel more comfortable and willing to use the facilities with officially non-mixed hours.

I do think monitors are a good idea. Are you volunteering?

Edited 2014-03-22 07:26 (UTC)

gosh look at my cock i would but i'm quite the busy man, jim

You are the one who needs to be monitored.

Now, here's what I have written, let me know if anything needs correction:

Hidehiko Uesugi recommends mixed bathing at all hours, with the addition of monitors watching over the scene to ensure nothing untoward may occur. However, he himself is prevented from participating due to his need of great time to individually satisfy his cock on his own, as well as an uncontrollable flatulence problem.

[SORRY HAJIME YOUR SASS IS UNAPPRECIATED BY MR. TAKES-GUIDELINES-SERIOUSLY.]

No, do not write about Uesugi's self-pleasuring habits on the schedule. This should not even be on the network.

[SCREAMING EXTERNALLY, YOU ASSHOLES]

don't write anything about my cock in general not even the giant armor one that was a typo you eggheads

Giant armour one?

No, forget it, do not elaborate.

nEMHAIN WAS MY INITIAL PERSONA OKAY

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forgetbeam - 2014-03-23 13:07 (UTC) - Expand

This post was made to allow all to voice their preferences, and I am no authority to dismiss those provided, even if they are rude, self-serving, and impractical. If Uesugi wishes his representation to be in such a light, that's his choice.

A line needs to be drawn. There is voicing preferences and there is being needlessly obscene. Both of you, stop this immediately.

Thank you for your thorough and constructive feedback, it will be considered in the future.

[Hey. Hey Hajime.

You know what's mature.

Making an audio post.

And throw raspberries. ]

Sorry if it's an inconvenience, but it would be much easier if you spelled that out for me, I'd like my notes to be thorough.

[

Farting noises.]

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