[video] TIS THE SEASON for sick

[bedroomblackbelt]

[SO THIS POST SHOULD HAVE IDEALLY GONE UP like a few weeks ago--maybe this is backdated maybe there was a time anomaly maybe I'm a bum maybe he was sick and got better then got sick all over again--whatever doesn't matter: POINT BEING... Here is a video of a scruffy blonde man with bright green eyes that upon very close inspection have decidedly rectangular pupils. You probably aren't looking at that minute detail though since the general state of this man looks very obviously ill. He has bags under his eyes, a faint sheen of sweat on his brow, and snot running down his pinkish-red nose. His voice is rasped and stuffy but that's okay he's going to pretend like nothing is wrong.]

HEY EVVE. [There's a long sniff as he tames some nasal drippage with the back of his shirt sleeve. Rick that's gross.] I tallied up the score and I'm pretty sure I got you beat. You can ask everyone I kissed over the holidays for proof.

Based on our previous--[Hold on he's gotta sneeze. Sneeze he does and he makes absolutely no effort to cover it. Rick that's gross.]--'scuse me. Our previous arrangements I believe that means you owe me a whatever I want.

[While very pleased with himself, the feed tapers off with Rick coughing up a huge wad of phlegm and spitting it off screen. Rick that's gross.

Yes that's right. Everyone Rick (or Ishimaru for that matter) kissed... or touched whatever he might have touched... you might want check yourself for some sweet sweet mono or wintertime ick. It's going around.]

Comments

[heartofarapier]

Are you not aware how possible it is to spread your illnesses around to others by such a means?

[YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, MAN.]

[bedroomblackbelt]

Yeah but that's only if you're weak and susceptible to it. Immunocompromised or whatever.

[hello I am robot and I know how to huamns]

[heartofarapier]

Immunocompromised. [What is even that word.]

All the same, you ought to be more careful, Rick. You cannot assume everyone is so well-guarded against such things. To do so is a bit foolish and could be dangerous.

[bedroomblackbelt]

Dangerous huh?

...how dangerous? Like red line overload levels of dangerous or surprise aneurysm levels of dangerous...?

[Rick...]

[heartofarapier]

I have no idea what either of those mean. I just mean that you are putting other people at risk. A woman in my position couldn't allow such a thing to happen personally. I would never want to put my people at risk.

[AHOY HERE THERE BE PRINCESSES YAAAARRRRR.]