[video] TIS THE SEASON for sick

[bedroomblackbelt]

[SO THIS POST SHOULD HAVE IDEALLY GONE UP like a few weeks ago--maybe this is backdated maybe there was a time anomaly maybe I'm a bum maybe he was sick and got better then got sick all over again--whatever doesn't matter: POINT BEING... Here is a video of a scruffy blonde man with bright green eyes that upon very close inspection have decidedly rectangular pupils. You probably aren't looking at that minute detail though since the general state of this man looks very obviously ill. He has bags under his eyes, a faint sheen of sweat on his brow, and snot running down his pinkish-red nose. His voice is rasped and stuffy but that's okay he's going to pretend like nothing is wrong.]

HEY EVVE. [There's a long sniff as he tames some nasal drippage with the back of his shirt sleeve. Rick that's gross.] I tallied up the score and I'm pretty sure I got you beat. You can ask everyone I kissed over the holidays for proof.

Based on our previous--[Hold on he's gotta sneeze. Sneeze he does and he makes absolutely no effort to cover it. Rick that's gross.]--'scuse me. Our previous arrangements I believe that means you owe me a whatever I want.

[While very pleased with himself, the feed tapers off with Rick coughing up a huge wad of phlegm and spitting it off screen. Rick that's gross.

Yes that's right. Everyone Rick (or Ishimaru for that matter) kissed... or touched whatever he might have touched... you might want check yourself for some sweet sweet mono or wintertime ick. It's going around.]

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[bedroomblackbelt]

It's got everything to do with [hold on he's FEELING REALLY NAUSEOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN...]

hold... hold on

[He's valiantly staving off the urge to puke he's so miserable right now]

[gentlesaint]

Oooh, that's not good. Where can I find you right now?

[HE'S GOING TO HELP YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.]

[bedroomblackbelt]

In the... hhhh-- [NO NO VOMITING ALLOWED IT'S NOT MANLY unless it's projectile puke. He swallows his queasiness down, miraculously.]

--hhhhmmmnn--lounge place with the uh TV. Common room. That's where.

[sicklypriest]

[Oh dear. There are a few places that fit that description. Rhys is going to have to just go for the one he has a feeling for and not press him further on it because just look at the poor barfy man holding back. Rhys knows that feel, bro. No one wants to talk with a mouth full of quease.]

Okay! In the meantime, sloooowly make your way over to one of the sofas and lie down comfortably with a pillow beneath your head. Try and think peaceful thoughts that make you feel at ease. Deep breaths! I'll be over in two shakes.

[BYE RICK. GO TO THE COUCH.]