[video] TIS THE SEASON for sick

[bedroomblackbelt]

[SO THIS POST SHOULD HAVE IDEALLY GONE UP like a few weeks ago--maybe this is backdated maybe there was a time anomaly maybe I'm a bum maybe he was sick and got better then got sick all over again--whatever doesn't matter: POINT BEING... Here is a video of a scruffy blonde man with bright green eyes that upon very close inspection have decidedly rectangular pupils. You probably aren't looking at that minute detail though since the general state of this man looks very obviously ill. He has bags under his eyes, a faint sheen of sweat on his brow, and snot running down his pinkish-red nose. His voice is rasped and stuffy but that's okay he's going to pretend like nothing is wrong.]

HEY EVVE. [There's a long sniff as he tames some nasal drippage with the back of his shirt sleeve. Rick that's gross.] I tallied up the score and I'm pretty sure I got you beat. You can ask everyone I kissed over the holidays for proof.

Based on our previous--[Hold on he's gotta sneeze. Sneeze he does and he makes absolutely no effort to cover it. Rick that's gross.]--'scuse me. Our previous arrangements I believe that means you owe me a whatever I want.

[While very pleased with himself, the feed tapers off with Rick coughing up a huge wad of phlegm and spitting it off screen. Rick that's gross.

Yes that's right. Everyone Rick (or Ishimaru for that matter) kissed... or touched whatever he might have touched... you might want check yourself for some sweet sweet mono or wintertime ick. It's going around.]

Comments

[testgasm]

That's disgusting. You're--you're disgusting.

[bedroomblackbelt]

I'm no more disgusting than you were when you were disgusting.

Like with your lack of underpants and all that.

[LOOK WHO'S TALKING...]

[testgasm]

I don't run around as a human, that's the big difference. You've gone and caught some kind of awful disease, and now you're spraying it all over the network. Do you even--you're a robot, for god's sakes!

[bedroomblackbelt]

Hey you know who caught a major malfunction? You did that one time. AND. AND-- [hold on he's so upset he has to SPIT and cough] AND you lied to me about it being fixed by kissin' Cammy.

[testgasm]

No! No, that definitely worked for me, maybe you just didn't do it right.

[bedroomblackbelt]

Maybe you weren't doing it right and it was just a happy accident.

Every lady 'round here knows I kiss way better than you anyway.

[testgasm]

If I didn't do it right, then how did it work twice? You've got an answer for that?

How'd you get so sick anyway?

[bedroomblackbelt]

Twice lucky, that's all!

I'm not that sick. Don't know what you're talking about. You shut up.

[testgasm]

You should be quarantined, that's how sick you are. Honestly? You should just be quarantined, period.