MERRY GAINMAS

[tank_rockarms]

Vinnie - Vinnie gets 4 kg. buckets of protein (the hair is blue on the ones you get, and you do indeed get one of each) and a handmade hoe, for your gardening. Somehow all of the protein is vegan. It's magic.
Grit - GRIT you were a surprise so you get a thing he had made already, a handsmithed crossbow, and a note apologizing that it's not nicer.
Mac - You get 2 kg. buckets of all the protein powders Vinnie got (wow!) and a laundry bag punch bag.
Knuckles - You get 2 kg. buckets of all the protein powders again, and a steel shield with a you in profile only you look less curious and more angry.
Sonny Moe - 4 kg. buckets of all of the protein powders & a $50 gift certificate to Gilded Stockade
Captains Faurkon - 2 kg. buckets of you know what and a giant tacky belt buckle done as a falcon which Max smithed. It's awful and you will find reasons to wear it.
Footballs/Weightlifts - Everyone on the football team or who is a weight lifter gets a 4kg bucket of protein
Secret Santa Flurrie - Usually Max gets tiny guys who need weight lifting sets but you're an older woman... uh. You get. Uh. A mirror made out of blacksmithing.

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[tank_rockarms]

::It's only a single 4kg bucket of protein. You'll go through that really quick.

KEEP IT.::