MERRY GAINMAS

[tank_rockarms]

Vinnie - Vinnie gets 4 kg. buckets of protein (the hair is blue on the ones you get, and you do indeed get one of each) and a handmade hoe, for your gardening. Somehow all of the protein is vegan. It's magic.
Grit - GRIT you were a surprise so you get a thing he had made already, a handsmithed crossbow, and a note apologizing that it's not nicer.
Mac - You get 2 kg. buckets of all the protein powders Vinnie got (wow!) and a laundry bag punch bag.
Knuckles - You get 2 kg. buckets of all the protein powders again, and a steel shield with a you in profile only you look less curious and more angry.
Sonny Moe - 4 kg. buckets of all of the protein powders & a $50 gift certificate to Gilded Stockade
Captains Faurkon - 2 kg. buckets of you know what and a giant tacky belt buckle done as a falcon which Max smithed. It's awful and you will find reasons to wear it.
Footballs/Weightlifts - Everyone on the football team or who is a weight lifter gets a 4kg bucket of protein
Secret Santa Flurrie - Usually Max gets tiny guys who need weight lifting sets but you're an older woman... uh. You get. Uh. A mirror made out of blacksmithing.

Comments

[forgetbeam]

[Wow he just got duped into joining TEAM LIFT and now he is getting giant protein tubs. What is happening. What terrible turn has his life taken.

Maybe he will share it with Aoi/Sakura/Mondo/Chihiro. Even though they probably also have giant buckets. TOO MUCH PROTEIN.]

[tank_rockarms]

::It's only a single 4kg bucket of protein. You'll go through that really quick.

KEEP IT.::

[monotreme_101]

[Hoooly crap his own shield? With his own face on it!?

That's actually really pretty freakin' bad ass.

Now he just wishes he had a battle to charge into while wielding it and one of his swords.]

[tank_rockarms]

::Of course it's badass. Max did it.::

[punchthedoritos]

[Oh man he's going to have so much fun sticking that protein powder on and in pretty much everything he eats or drinks for the next three days.

Also? He's probably going to offer to treat Max to the Gilded Stockade sometime this week. To make up for all the times Max has treated him to the Gilded Stockade. Without even realizing the irony of the fact that... Max paid for this gift card anyway. Yyyyyeah.]

[bigcountry]

[Hell yeah, that's the best thing ever. He's not sure what Max is into anymore, so he gets a few more tanktops, and some big heavy blue weights, so enjoy!]

[flowerofmtsilver]

[Well. He can mix the protein into his smoothies for a boost - that'll satisfy Max, right?

His hoe is exactly what he needed though. Excellent.]