VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO POST

[flamejock]

::THIS FUZZBUCKET APPEARS ON THE SCREEN WEARING A T-SHIRT WITH A SMILING KAWAII GROWLITHE FACE ON IT. THE SHIRT IS CLEARLY A SIZE TOO SMALL BECAUSE HE'S VAIN LIKE THAT.::

Did you guys know that they make a kind of underwear called a jock strap???? Does this mean that I'm named after underwear? Should I get some? Does it come in stripes? Usually I wear this kind of underwear.

::He holds up some arcanine-striped boxer-briefs.::

Do you think I'll need a jock strap for going to Kalos?

((I warned you I'd do it.))

Comments

[Video]

[flamejock]

That's how I learned what one was! It was on a list of things I had to get!

Are you sure I'm not named after underwear?

[travelingbelle]

Ohhh, I see. I guess we'll get on that then.

I'm not responsible for this. Why would I name you after underwear?

[flamejock]

I don't know! Maybe you really like jock straps? I don't care, I'm making you own my bad choices.

[travelingbelle]

Pffffft hahaha. No. No, I did not name you after underwear.

[flamejock]

Oh. What did you name me after if you didn't name me after underwear? Sport guys who play sports?

[travelingbelle]

We tried to go the color route, but the nick name really didn't fit you at all. You ended up telling me your name, actually! At least, it's what your barks sounded like.

[flamejock]

Oh! It's my puppy bark! You named me after my puppy bark?

[travelingbelle]

Your puppy bark had a good ring to it.

It was probably 'mom, mom, mom look at me, mom, mom, mom, look at me'

[flamejock]

I bet I was saying "I love you!" when you named me after my bark!

[travelingbelle]

Heehehe, I sort of hope not. That'd make me awfully vain.

You've definitely grown into it really well though.

[flamejock]

Because I love you so much?

[travelingbelle]

Maybe.

But definitely because you're the best Arcanine.

[flamejock]

Really? Really for real really? Even after I tried to hurt you?

[travelingbelle]

It wasn't actually you. Copies don't count.

[flamejock]

::Jock starts sobbing::

[travelingbelle]

Oh, Jock...

I am very lucky to have you.

[flamejock]

I love you so much you're so wonderful and the most beautiful wonderful perfect beautiful wonderful trainer in the entire whole world that you can love me.

::SO. MANY. TEARS.::

[travelingbelle]

[Let's all take a moment to remember this conversation started over jock straps. Gosh.]

Well, I'm only as wonderful as my Pokemon are, and since all of my Pokemon are perfect... I guess I will have to concede this time.

I love you very much.

[flamejock]

::JOCK IS A COMPLICATED GUY... THAT'S IT.::

::Jock keeps crying::

I love you, too. Can I. Can I come over for a hug?

[travelingbelle]

If you don't come here, then I would definitely go there. I think we both know which one is faster for more hugs.

[flamejock]

::THE FEED IS STILL ON BUT JOCK HAS SPRINTED OUT OF THE ROOM::

[flamejock]

::YOUR DOOR SLAMS OPEN AND THERE'S JOCK AND HE'S ALREADY HUGGING YOU WITH EXTREME SPEED::

I'm so sorry I was such a bad terrible bad pokemon.

[travelingbelle]

[So speedy. Very hug. Blue hugs him back tight.]

None of that, now. We've been over that.

[flamejock]

I have dreams where I hurt you again or where I'm in the basement. I don't like sleeping anymore.

::Still the very hug. Still the tear.::

[travelingbelle]

[So sorrow. Much hug. Blue strokes his back, closing her eyes tight.]

Oh, Jock... It's okay. We're okay. They're scary but... they're just dreams. That's over now.

[flamejock]

Blake... Blake told me... that mistresses who aren't as nice as you... would... would kill me... or banish me... for failing to protect you from what I did... Please don't trade me to someone else. Please don't give me away to some other trainer. I love you so much; I can't live with some other trainer. I'm so very sorry. Please don't give me away. I can't live without you.

::EVERY TEAR. EVERY HUG. EVERY FACE BURIED IN YOUR SHOULDER.::

[travelingbelle]

... He's not wrong. There are people that might do those sorts of things.

[Blue eased back so she could cup his face in her hands and look him in the eye.]

I'm not any of those people, Jock. You're not going anywhere. You're mine.

[flamejock]

::Jock is just tears and nodding and snot coming out of his nose as he stares into your eyes. He can't make words happen right now.::

[travelingbelle]

[She stood on her tiptoes and kissed his forehead.]

[flamejock]

I love you so much it feels like my heart is going to explode sometimes.