VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO POST

[flamejock]

::THIS FUZZBUCKET APPEARS ON THE SCREEN WEARING A T-SHIRT WITH A SMILING KAWAII GROWLITHE FACE ON IT. THE SHIRT IS CLEARLY A SIZE TOO SMALL BECAUSE HE'S VAIN LIKE THAT.::

Did you guys know that they make a kind of underwear called a jock strap???? Does this mean that I'm named after underwear? Should I get some? Does it come in stripes? Usually I wear this kind of underwear.

::He holds up some arcanine-striped boxer-briefs.::

Do you think I'll need a jock strap for going to Kalos?

((I warned you I'd do it.))

Comments

[travelingbelle]

Oh, Jock...

I am very lucky to have you.

[flamejock]

I love you so much you're so wonderful and the most beautiful wonderful perfect beautiful wonderful trainer in the entire whole world that you can love me.

::SO. MANY. TEARS.::

[travelingbelle]

[Let's all take a moment to remember this conversation started over jock straps. Gosh.]

Well, I'm only as wonderful as my Pokemon are, and since all of my Pokemon are perfect... I guess I will have to concede this time.

I love you very much.

[flamejock]

::JOCK IS A COMPLICATED GUY... THAT'S IT.::

::Jock keeps crying::

I love you, too. Can I. Can I come over for a hug?

[travelingbelle]

If you don't come here, then I would definitely go there. I think we both know which one is faster for more hugs.

[flamejock]

::THE FEED IS STILL ON BUT JOCK HAS SPRINTED OUT OF THE ROOM::

[flamejock]

::YOUR DOOR SLAMS OPEN AND THERE'S JOCK AND HE'S ALREADY HUGGING YOU WITH EXTREME SPEED::

I'm so sorry I was such a bad terrible bad pokemon.

[travelingbelle]

[So speedy. Very hug. Blue hugs him back tight.]

None of that, now. We've been over that.

[flamejock]

I have dreams where I hurt you again or where I'm in the basement. I don't like sleeping anymore.

::Still the very hug. Still the tear.::

[travelingbelle]

[So sorrow. Much hug. Blue strokes his back, closing her eyes tight.]

Oh, Jock... It's okay. We're okay. They're scary but... they're just dreams. That's over now.

[flamejock]

Blake... Blake told me... that mistresses who aren't as nice as you... would... would kill me... or banish me... for failing to protect you from what I did... Please don't trade me to someone else. Please don't give me away to some other trainer. I love you so much; I can't live with some other trainer. I'm so very sorry. Please don't give me away. I can't live without you.

::EVERY TEAR. EVERY HUG. EVERY FACE BURIED IN YOUR SHOULDER.::

[travelingbelle]

... He's not wrong. There are people that might do those sorts of things.

[Blue eased back so she could cup his face in her hands and look him in the eye.]

I'm not any of those people, Jock. You're not going anywhere. You're mine.

[flamejock]

::Jock is just tears and nodding and snot coming out of his nose as he stares into your eyes. He can't make words happen right now.::

[travelingbelle]

[She stood on her tiptoes and kissed his forehead.]

[flamejock]

I love you so much it feels like my heart is going to explode sometimes.