...In Another Castle.

[trustycrowbar]

[Gordon had just managed to come to terms with this place, it seemed, when it throws yet another curveball in the form of this transformation business. Half the people in the school were unidentifiable, and another half of that didn't want to come out of hiding. However, over the week he'd managed a personal headcount of everyone he knew.]

[Well, almost everyone. A certain blonde princess with a penchant for pink and patisserie-grade sweets seemed to be missing... Did she have something to do with this?]

[Video]

Ah... good evening. I hope those of you stricken with this transformation malady have paid a visit to the clinic on campus at least once. Also I hope you're adjusting, or at least not TOO uncomfortable with your new form, while we figure out a way to reverse it.

On that subject, has anyone seen the new cooking teacher? It seems she hasn't been around at all since that bake sale. I've asked around, but people haven't seen her. Also those of you who were running the sale: was she there with you at all during the day?

Comments

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[ihateplumbers]

Mlah-mlah-mlah, we're having sexy makeouts go away.

[trustycrowbar]

does she taste like mushrooms NU YOU FIEND UNHAND HER

[ihateplumbers]

ur mom

[mohawk_tomahawk]

no you won't you turtle tyrant

[ihateplumbers]

can't do anything about it from over here, when bowbow and peachykins are hiding in a ghost house

[mohawk_tomahawk]

soon

sooon

((PS: hey bra, didja get my PM?))

[audio]

[icequeen_aran]

Some people are still afflicted?

[This doesn't bode well for the giant flaming dinosaur chicken bird of hers running around in the forest.]

I haven't seen Peach around at all either.

[trustycrowbar]

A few. It'd probably be easier to reverse the problem if they knew what caused it. Best anyone can do is trace it back to the bake sale.

[icequeen_aran]

All my sources indicated that as the most probable cause, though we also found some contaminates in the lungs, suggesting an airborne component.

[trustycrowbar]

Airbourne...

Hell, that could be anything. A gas, a fine powder, it could even be suspended in water vapor.

[icequeen_aran]

I know it's comforting news.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

Cooking teacher--

Peach is missing?

[DOES DAISY HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH...]

[trustycrowbar]

I think so. No one's seen her for a few days.

Do you have any idea where she could have gone?

[givemeyouranswerdo]

No, but you better believe I'm gonna find out!

[video]

[mohawk_tomahawk]

Gordon. A word. In private.

[Connor is very serious and he's in his robes. Looks like he had an adventure.]

[Video, then action]

[trustycrowbar]

[...The hell is he wearing?]

Sssssure. I'll be in my office.

[Or at least, he's there as soon as he can shut down the neutron spallation experiment he was working on. In any case, he's there minutes later and meets him just outside.]

What's going on? Did you find out something?

[video/action]

[mohawk_tomahawk]

Consider me there.

[Boop. Also he's wearing very cool and honorable clothes, mister. But let's get right down to business. He wasted no time at all, he literally spoke right away. Serious as can be.]

Yes, you spoke of a woman who was the cooking teacher...

[He reached into his robes to pick out the fake letter.]

A "Princess Peach", correct? Through the state of her dorm and from the information I gathered, I can proclaim her innocence.

She had been taken captive.

[trustycrowbar]

Taken captive...

[He gathers the letter from Connor and takes a look.]

"...Fraternal Order of Fungal Brotherhood?" [As whacked-out as that sounds it does absolve her from any participation in the bake sale, but--] Who would have taken her?

[He asks this, but the look of realization comes over him almost immediately afterwards. He'd spoken to her at length about it already...]

[mohawk_tomahawk]

This letter is false. It was part of a ruse to throw us off the captor's trail. This was well planned.

[Connor said as he gestured toward the letter when Gordon took it.]

I overheard some figures in the woods, they mentioned a "King Bowser".

And that is not all, the animals on campus. That was all his doing. He poisoned everyone who went to that bake sale.

[trustycrowbar]

--He wanted to create a commotion so he can make off with her. [He realizes out loud. Dammit! And he was worried that Peach was the troublemaker...]

Do you know where he's taken her?

[mohawk_tomahawk]

There is a mansion that suddenly appeared on campus...I do not know how it got there but the men who I trailed said they came from there.

[bro we gotta do what we gotta do.]

[trustycrowbar]

[Damn right we do.]

[He nods.] I'll get suited up, and meet you out there.

[mohawk_tomahawk]

In front of the manor. I will be there. I shall make haste, Gordon. Bring your best gear. Perhaps we can prod our "king" for an antidote once we are assured of this woman's safety.