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Aoi Asahina (朝日奈葵) ([personal profile] glazedandconfused) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2013-07-08 11:59 pm

001 [ACTION/VIDEO]

Hey watch out it's a TWO-PART INTRODUCTION EXTRAVAGANZA

PART ONE: ACTION

[There is a new arrival on campus. She's wearing a red track jacket, carries a backpack, and looks thoroughly exhausted and/or like she hasn't showered in a month. When she finally makes it to the front gates she lets the backpack drop onto the ground and just

stands there

for a good long while

until she notices the lake.

Once she notices the lake, she scoops up the backpack again and makes a beeline for the water, peeling off her track jacket, practically jumping out of her shoes and socks, and wading in up to her knees, not caring about the clothes she's still wearing.

This graceful specimen of humanity then proceeds to spread her arms wide and belly flop her way right in. She spends the next hour or two splashing around, doing a few laps, and generally having the best damn time you've ever seen.

DARE YOU INTERRUPT??!?
]

PART TWO: VIDEO

[SOMEONE seems to have forgotten to adjust the laptop's camera before she started recording. Viewers are briefly treated to the sight of a red sleeve in their view before it withdraws to reveal someone who really needs to cut back on the pep. You may have seen this girl flopping around in the lake--she appears to have cleaned up significantly since then.]

I'm here! I'm here! It took longer than I thought but I'm finally out!

[Out from where, Aoi?]

I actually got here a little while ago, but they wouldn't let me in. They told me I wasn't allowed to bring, um. What was it? Unsealed food through customs. I was detained by robots. Robots! Real ones! Can you believe that?

[She doesn't seem to be too broken up by her ordeal, at the very least, waving excitedly into the camera.]

It's been a while since I've been to school, but I didn't think there were robots, usually. Real ones. Is that normal here? [She tilts her head slightly and touches her index finger to her bottom lip, pondering.] I think I saw Justice Robo? But maybe they just had the same paint job.

Anyway! I came here with a friend! Or I was supposed to come here with a friend, but I got stuck, so I'm not sure if he's still here. If anyone knows Byakuya Togami--glasses, blonde hair, really snooty--you can't miss him. I owe him a punch in the face.

[And with a biiiiiiiig smile, she's off.]
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[personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise 2013-08-01 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Wait shit how did you know it was swollen-"
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-08-01 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
CAN'T DELETE IT NOW FUCKER
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[personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise 2013-08-01 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
THAT SMILE WON'T BE THE ONLY COCKY THING ON YOUR FACE ONCE I'M THROUGH WITH YOU
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-08-01 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
DO YOU WISH TO GO, BROTHER?
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[personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise 2013-08-01 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA

MEET ME IN THE BEDROOM

I'LL TURN YOU INTO MUSH
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[personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise 2013-08-01 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
mondo cried like a baby and continued to regret his life