[video] 05 (backdated to 6/30)

[makesithot]

[ The video starts, revealing Chili in his dorm room, only he does not look entirely like himself. His hand recoils from the touchpad on his laptop; the fan of his computer is loud enough for it to be heard whirring as background noise to the video. It is so hot in that dorm room. So hot that it can even be seen. That's probably because the boy right there is kind of on fire. ]

Hey! Okay, I can't be on here for very long, but does anyone know what's going on?! I mean to everyone, really, but... Also, does anyone know what's going on with me?! I can't figure out what I'm turning into!

[ Chili pants a little with a sheepish smile, showing off some sharp teeth. He knocks that off right away because wow, he is not a dog, he is a human. R..ight. Definitely not turning into anything that is a dog. ]

Can I make this go away? I can't touch my laptop for more than necessary because even touching it melts the plastic. I feel like every part of me is on fire and it hurts so bad, I don't know what's going on! I just want to go back to normal! Even Pansear can't stand being around me for too long.

[ Upon hearing his name, Pansear hops up onto the desk and sits next to the camera and waits to help Chili click buttons or whatever he needs. ] And I have the worst headache in the world, nngh... Okay, well that's all. I'll try to reply on my phone when I get out of here. ...Without melting it.

Comments

[video]

[worstjock]

::The image of this man appears, and he is sobbing::

[video]

[makesithot]

Huh? What's wrong?! Why are you crying?!

[ Why is this balding man crying. ]

[video]

[worstjock]

Because you... you're on fire... and I'm nooooooooooooot.

[video]

[makesithot]

I don't get what you're trying to say. Who are you, anyway? You look way too old to be a student!

Re: [video]

[worstjock]

Because you're on fire. You don't even know how to treat fire-types. And you're catching on fire and I'm a wooooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.

::He's just dropped his head down on the desk and sobbed even more::

[video]

[makesithot]

What... WHAT THE HELL!? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME!?

[ Chili's temper just caught on fire. Meaning that Chili's temperature probably just rose a couple hundred degrees, and more of his body caught aflame. Talk about easily incited. ]

Who the hell do you think you are to make that kind of claim!? I asked you a question, now answer: Who the hell are you?!

Re: [video]

[worstjock]

I'm supposed to be an arrrrrrrrcaaaaaaaaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

::that long, drawn out arcanine is drawn out because it's punctuated by sobs::

[video]

[makesithot]

Oh, you're Jock, huh?! Look, Jock! Just because you beat me in that fight doesn't mean you can call me a bad trainer!

[ Chili can't help being doge. So he growls. But then he knocks that shit out right away because he is still a human, he must remind himself this. ]

Wait a sec, you're a Wooper? You look like a balding old man.

Re: [video]

[worstjock]

You're the worst fire trainer eeeeveeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr ::sobbing::

And this is what I look like when I'm a people. If I looked like a pokemon, I'd be a wooooooo... woooo... woooooperrrrrrrrrrrr. ::It's obvious he's a water-type because the tears just don't stop coming::

[video]

[makesithot]

[ Yes. That is very indicative of being a water-type. ]

You can't say those things about me! I'm not, I've been working hard at getting even better, every single day! You're making me mad!

[video]

[worstjock]

::the man coughs and the camera is suddenly covered by a thick coating of mud::

::You hear the sounds of even stronger sobbing following this::

Re: [video]

[makesithot]

Whatever! I can't talk to you anymore anyway! My phone's messing up, so I have to get away from it.

[ Chili runs away from his phone, and Pansear hobbles over to shut it off. ]