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smashacademy2013-04-01 12:01 am
gentlebird) wrote in smashacademy2013-04-01 12:01 am
nose→text/voice 002.
helop nme im huimasn pleasae helopp
[ Suddenly you hear nothing but— ] —EAR ME? SHIIIIT. HOW DO I KNOW IF THA— [ Oops, muted there by accident. Hold on.
And he's back. ] Okay, okay, okay. If you can hear me just— reply so I know you can!
Or, you know, come help me?
Either one though! No rush or anything obviously. Just laying here like a fish. Not like a bird at all.
Not. At. All.
[ While that may seem like sarcasm, it's definitely not. If you go looking for him, he'll be under that one tree. Spread eagle, butt nekkid on the grass with no hope left for living.Schlong just blowin' in the breeze, guys. He's even starting to tan. Someone please flip him. Or just bring a towel? A towel would be nice. ]
[ Suddenly you hear nothing but— ] —EAR ME? SHIIIIT. HOW DO I KNOW IF THA— [ Oops, muted there by accident. Hold on.
And he's back. ] Okay, okay, okay. If you can hear me just— reply so I know you can!
Or, you know, come help me?
Either one though! No rush or anything obviously. Just laying here like a fish. Not like a bird at all.
Not. At. All.
[ While that may seem like sarcasm, it's definitely not. If you go looking for him, he'll be under that one tree. Spread eagle, butt nekkid on the grass with no hope left for living.
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I've haven't been drinking! I'm a bird! —not that being a bird stopped me before, but— I mean I was a bird! And now I'm not!
[ He'll just siiiiiiiiiiiit up slowly. God those muscles in human abdomens are... surprisingly strong. ...oh. ]
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[ Oh.
Well, that would explain a lot. He'll put that breathalyzer up then, but sheesh. How hard is it to just move? At least he's standing, so there's that. ]
If you don't want to bake out here, you will get inside to some air-conditioning. Also, don't try flying with your arms now. It won't work.
[ It'll look really silly, especially when his dingaling flaps with him. ]
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NO I DO WHAT I WANT]I know that humans can't fly... [ That habit of sticking out his
wingsarms for balance didn't go away really—because he's doing that the entire time. ]How do I... [ Given to himself, he would be hopping everywhere. Except he knows that humans walk. Not hop. ] ...walk exactly?
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Oh my god. ]
You... [ He heaves a very frustrated sigh and slaps his palm into his forehead. ] One foot in front of the other is literally all it takes.
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Annnnd that's a face in the dirt. fuck you.
No. He can do this. Let's just try that agaaaain.
Okay. It's working this time. Slowly but surely. ]
1/2
2/2
Hahaha! [ Oh, wow. Congratulations, Crow. You are one of the very few to make Shadow the Hedgehog laugh. ]
It is really not that hard. P-Pff...