gentlebird: (wat | 1)
crow | the longest journey ([personal profile] gentlebird) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2013-04-01 12:01 am

nose→text/voice 002.

helop nme im huimasn pleasae helopp

[ Suddenly you hear nothing but— ] —EAR ME? SHIIIIT. HOW DO I KNOW IF THA— [ Oops, muted there by accident. Hold on.

And he's back. ]
Okay, okay, okay. If you can hear me just— reply so I know you can!

Or, you know, come help me?

Either one though! No rush or anything obviously. Just laying here like a fish. Not like a bird at all.

Not. At. All.

[ While that may seem like sarcasm, it's definitely not. If you go looking for him, he'll be under that one tree. Spread eagle, butt nekkid on the grass with no hope left for living. Schlong just blowin' in the breeze, guys. He's even starting to tan. Someone please flip him. Or just bring a towel? A towel would be nice. ]