[Video] Designated Robo Babysitter TAKIN CHARGE

[forgetbeam]

[Ishimaru sure has had a lot going on for him lately, it's probably time to address the network and sort out his personal feelings, open up and connect with people, and-- YEAH no, it's straight to business as soon as the feed turns on. That's what the network is for, right?

At least technically this is more personal business than usual.]

...I have a request for the women here, students and faculty alike.

My co-hall monitor, Vivian, has been carelessly abandoned by her caretaker. Something like that is bad enough on its own, but it seems she was not taught anything about taking care of herself! So I will need at least one volunteer to assist with washing and grooming her! As I am her partner, I am taking most of the responsibility for her, of course. There are many things I will be able to take care of, but something like that... is far from being one of them...

[For reasons he hopes would be obvious, but then again, this school...]

It is not enough to simply do these things for her! She must be taught how to do them on her own! Everyone, let us do what we can to help set Vivian on the path to independence!

[He looks like he wants to add something else for a moment, but... nah. END VIDEO.]

Comments

[forgetbeam]

[STREAKER MAN...]

As a student on the disciplinary committee, she has an example to set to our peers! It is both our responsib..il..ity...

[Oops sorry he is totally thrown off by monomanbearpigs what the???? He just stares at the monitor trying to comprehend what the hell Rick's getting at with that last part.]

[bedroomblackbelt]

[monomanbearpigs are ttly srs, dude]

Right, our responsibility as men to make sure she gets to do her little lady thing and we keep her safe from dangerous things like that. That's all.

Except you look and sound like a bonafide wimp, no offense.

[Except yes, he meant to offend.]

[forgetbeam]

You would let Vivian just roll around in mud and be ignorant as to how to properly take care of herself, and you are telling me about what my responsibility should be?!

[bedroomblackbelt]

No, I'm just sayin' once she figures out what she's doin' then it's none of our business what she wants to do.

[Wow Rick.]

I have resolved to only use shirtless icons for this

[forgetbeam]

She is going to need proper guidance before she is able to make that kind of decision!!

EXCELLENT

[bedroomblackbelt]

She's got all that crap pre-programmed in, right? Basic training, survival, weapons, probably some krav maga and jarate somewhere in there too, I bet.

[Someone is projecting. A lot.]

i missed you, kat edits

[forgetbeam]

I... don't know anything about her programming...

But those aren't the things that matter! She is a student, not a weapon! [THE HELL IS JARATE...]

[bedroomblackbelt]

Why can't she be both? What if she's real great at being both, huh? You ever stop and think about that?

[forgetbeam]

Then the choice will be hers to make when she has the life experience she needs to know the difference between the two!

[Oh, no grey area?]

Ishimaru you take that shirt back off again mister

[bedroomblackbelt]

There's nothin' to it, she's a turret.

AWW FINE time to go to the non-official sources at last

[forgetbeam]

Right now, she is human.

[But this argument isn't getting anywhere, and it's pissing him off. YOU'RE BANNED FROM DEBATE CLUB, RICK.]

We will give her one year's time to make the final decision on her own! How is that?

that's better

[bedroomblackbelt]

[SORRY ADVENTURE LOGIC IS SO GLORIOUS.]

Tch.

[MAN A WHOLE YEAAAAAAR IS TOO LONG Rick is not that patient.]

Six months. Should be plenty of time for you know, life cycles and biologics stuff.

[forgetbeam]

[Biologics what... Six months seems way too short - even a year isn't nearly enough time for someone who's so new to humanity. But he knows if he argues he's likely to be given even less time. As much as he'd like to...]

Very well! In six months, we will hear her decision!

[bedroomblackbelt]

Fine by me.

[HARUMPH.]