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[Video] Designated Robo Babysitter TAKIN CHARGE

[Ishimaru sure has had a lot going on for him lately, it's probably time to address the network and sort out his personal feelings, open up and connect with people, and-- YEAH no, it's straight to business as soon as the feed turns on. That's what the network is for, right?

At least technically this is more personal business than usual.]

...I have a request for the women here, students and faculty alike.

My co-hall monitor, Vivian, has been carelessly abandoned by her caretaker. Something like that is bad enough on its own, but it seems she was not taught anything about taking care of herself! So I will need at least one volunteer to assist with washing and grooming her! As I am her partner, I am taking most of the responsibility for her, of course. There are many things I will be able to take care of, but something like that... is far from being one of them...

[For reasons he hopes would be obvious, but then again, this school...]

It is not enough to simply do these things for her! She must be taught how to do them on her own! Everyone, let us do what we can to help set Vivian on the path to independence!

[He looks like he wants to add something else for a moment, but... nah. END VIDEO.]

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Why does it have to be a woman? She's a turret. Rather, it is a turret. She was not created under a specific sex. Ergo, any gender can bathe her...

... and I shall.

[ IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, HE'S GONNA 'BATHE' HER TURRET FORM. Goodness. ]

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

As things are now, she is a girl!

Precisely, which is why I will be bathing her turret form and seeing if the cleanliness transfers.

[ What, did you think he was going to be washing up turret pseudo-loli boobies?! RUDE. ]

A "turret"... So, that's what she was...?

[The gently caress is a turret supposed to look like, though.]

Nevertheless, washing her that way will not help her learn how to stay clean as a human! It's ultimately useless!

[ A creepy rear in a top hat, to be sure. ]

Not was, is.

[ He scoffs. Someone's unappreciative of his fine work. ] You asked for someone to clean her and I am giving you that much. As for helping her learn, she can just as easily be taught through data transfer... or even reprogrammed.

[ It's a drastic measure for just teaching her how to function. He knows that. That's why he has a lot more reason behind a full reprogram, a full reboot. ]

Reprogrammed...

[How could say something so cold? The worst part is knowing that if Vivian is able to switch back and forth like so many other students here, it would be possible to do that, too. Just the push of a button (or so he's convinced, not that he knows much about advanced technology) and she could be an entirely different person.]

Don't talk about her as though she's no different from an alarm clock! What exactly do you mean by reprogramming, anyway?! You can't change who somebody is so easily! It's our experiences that shape us, after all!

[ Shadow's expression matches exactly what Ishimaru had believed: coldness. Nothing. No emotion. He doesn't feel remorse for the idea. In fact, it would be completely for the better. No more influence from GLaDOS, being able to leave her living a life she could lead on her own... What was not to like?

Sentimentality over this was unnecessary, if not illogical. ]

She is still a machine. If I reprogram her, she will lose her ties to her master. She will become independent. She will learn to do things on her own. If you care about her so much...

[ He gives the slightest smile, one most bitter. ]

... then why do you abhor the idea of doing something for her benefit?

[Ishimaru falls quiet after that, a little ashamed of getting so worked up like that. Shadow's words now do have merit, after all. This shouldn't be about how he can only see Vivian as a (slightly off) human girl, or about his own hangups about striving to overcome anything life throws at you, just to prove you're better than the ones responsible for setting up those hurdles.

Because Vivian isn't human. And something like this would be better for her over all... wouldn't it? Still, altering what amounts to Vivian's feelings and memories so easily like that... Even if the outcome is for the greater good, can he agree with such an action?]

...

Would you know exactly how to do it? There is no room for even the slightest doubt.

[...If only Chihiro were still here.]

I am Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Lifeform. I am capable of handling technology as complicated as human government security with my eyes closed.

[ Speaking of his eyes, they narrow thinly, certainty burning within them. He won't tamper with anything out of his league. Of course he wouldn't. That sure makes him thankful that absolutely nothing is out of his league. ~~Lies.~~ ]

There is no doubt.

[Ultimate Lifeform? Someone seems a little cocky. It's thinking that being so perfect means mistakes are impossible that leads to making them so easily...

He can't risk that with Vivian. But that doesn't mean he'll be able to put it out of his mind.]

A decision like this needs careful consideration. Even so, refuse to just resort to that without trying my own method first!

However... I will... think about it.

[Of course, it means consulting Vivian as well. If the time to put serious consideration into it comes, that is. He hopes it doesn't.]

Very well. I doubt that your method will come with much fruit, but go ahead and try.

When you need me -- [ He taps his claws onto the desk. Nope, not wearing gloves right now. ] -- I will be here. [ If Ishimaru's watching his notifications carefully, he might see that he just got one for a private text just after this post, one with his office's name and number on it.

Also, wait- when, not if? What's that supposed to mean?! ]

[HE IS MORE DETERMINED THAN EVER TO PROVE SHADOW WRONG. This probably backfired horribly.]

Ishimaru, Shadow's a good guy and he has a way with technology. If there's anyone you can trust to take care of something like that, it's him. He might seem kinda abdrupt, but he's got good intentions.

...Do you really think it would be the right thing to do?

That would be up to Vivian to decide. I guess I have some misgivings about it just because the idea of changing someone's thoughts and stuff... well. It's a little too controlling for my tastes. But it WOULD help her out a bit maybe, and if she wants to do it then it would be her choice.

No, it is controlling, isn't it?! Let's strive to make sure that there is no other way to encourage her to change her own behaviour for the better, first!

Yeah. I'm in agreement there. But if it turns out that's not going to work, I just wanted to let you know I can vouch for Shadow's integrity.

Thank you.

No worries, man. You'd do the same for me.

Perhaps.

Although... [ A chuckle. ] I wouldn't trust your technological abilities nearly as much as my own.

[ If he needs raw power, he'll go to him- oh, wait, but he already has that, doesn't he? Because he's perfect. Yeah, takes his big ego to ruin a moment. ]

Yeah - Neither would I, which is why I said he should go to you instead of me. Punching robots, I can do just fine. Programming them? Leave that to the eggheads.

... Did you just call me an egghead?

[ Because he sure does think he just called him an egghead. ]

Sure. It just means you're really smart or whatever. It's like saying I'm a Jock because I'm really strong.

[Geeze man don't get your hedgeknickers in a twist.]

You speak as if 'jock' has the same negative connotation as 'egghead'.

[ HIS HEDGETHONG IS TWISTING, NUGGOS. ]

[Sado pls.]

It can - Kitty used to try and piss me off all the time by calling me a jock. On the other hand, I called Tails an Egghead and didn't mean anything bad by it. Kid was just smart.

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Private Threadjack to Ishimaru. Hackable by Shadow pretty easily though

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[ super private only to knuckles cuz reasons ]

[Using the same filter back to Shadow cuz of stuff]

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