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Oha!

[There's a p. cute girl waving a peace sign happily at the camera. Love and peace, is what she seems to be espousing. At the very least, she's offering.]

My name's Junko Enoshima. Pleased to meet you!

[Mukuro's smile never wavers as she introduces herself to the network, though she does drop her peace sign in favour of addressing the camera properly.]

So like, I'm totally new here. I know nothing about this school. Zilch. Nada. And I hate being lost 'cause as much as my old school was totally weird, this school is weird in a different way.

[Tactfully not talking about the school life of mutual killing, nope.]

I don't wanna be lost or whatever. It's just too troublesome. Got any tips for a girl like me? Like anything! Stuff that's totally good to go are "This room has a hidden room inside it!" or "Avoid person xx because they're a liar aside from being the janitor." You get the idea.

[That comes out in one rapid fire speech and Mukuro takes a moment to catch her breath.]

Or you can tell me nothing. But that would make me sad. Then I can go after you for harassment. You wouldn't want that, would you?

[So with one last pout, she closes the feed.]

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Hi! My name's Chili. I guess you're going to be a new student here, huh? It's probably weird, transferring from another school, but seriously, this school's great! [ WHAT A PRETTY GIRL she's sorta endearing in her own way. Chili is just gonna watch the feed with a big smile on his face. ]

So let's see, do I have any awesome tips? Well, I'm sure I do! This guy's gotta know something you want to know, since I've been here for almost a year! What would you wanna know, Junko?

[You kinda remind her of another red head she knows...]

Someone mentioned weird stuff happening on a regular basis. It's not creepy weird stuff, right?

Creepy weird stuff...

[ Suddenly, all he can think about are Time Eaters, school lock-downs, floods, hostage situations, lollipop drugs... ]

Well, yeah. Sometimes. I'm positive that this school has a shady history to it even beyond what I'm familiar with, but weird stuff goes down a lot! I bet someone's already mentioned the mistletoe plants that catch you until you kiss someone during December. This school is just weird, and there's no way around it.

[ ...He isn't sure how to say "I died once" without sounding like a lunatic, however. Oh well, it was hard to talk about for him, anyway. ]

You sound like you had first hand experience, huh Chili?

[She can tell. Ohhh boy she can tell.]

Kissing? Well, duh!

[ There, Chili pulls a cheeky grin. He's trying to distract himself from the strangest line of conversation about the Time Eaters, but hey, at least he's still talking about Weird Stuff. ]

Okay, okay, haha! I know what you mean. Yeah, I'd say that something weird happens just about every month. In January, there was a power outage! The city's teeming with some weird drug business, and everyone's getting into fights with each other out there. Who knows what this month will bring?

Nothing too weird, I only just got here.

[She did a small hairflip, throwing her head to the side to look off somewhere in the distance haughtily. Well, this Chili guy seemed okay. For now, at the very least.]

For some reason, I bet it's going to have to do with Valentine's Day this time! I wonder what, though? It probably won't be too bad! How can you make Valentine's Day into a bad day, anyway?

[ The expression on Chili's face makes it clear that he doesn't really mind Valentine's Day too much, unlike some of the other members of Smash Academy. RECEIVING CHOCOLATE FROM GIRLS? NOT A BAD TIME. ] Whatever it is, I'm sure I can handle it!

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