Everyone, I have an important announcement to make! Listen carefully!

[You don't have to be listening carefully to hear that he is definitely coming down with something, though at this point he's still in good enough health to be functional.]

With the recent infestation of plants and the strange effects they have, a fair number of germs are being spread around from person to person! I'm afraid that in order to be freed from their invisible snares, it is... unavoidable... but that does not mean there is no way to prevent the spread of sickness! Especially with the cold weather taking a toll on our immune systems!

Remember to do the following to ensure a healthy and happy holiday:

Dress warmly! Wash your hands! Eat your vegetables! Get plenty of rest! And most of all, remember that a kiss on the cheek works just as well as one on the mouth! It's far less inappropriate in this situation, anyway!

[He ducks off-screen for a second, and there's some muffled coughing going on before he reappears.]

Of course, do remember to study over the break. The new semester is almost upon us! That is all!