[Mary's been more than a little distraught since Vianca revealed what she did to her and Ai. As far as she can tell no other little secrets have been shared, but it's put her on edge.

Since violence isn't going to work anymore, the most she can do is act TOTALLY NORMAL. She's a regular kid, guys, please love her. And what do regular little girls do?]

Hi, everyone! It's me! Guess what? I'm gonna have a birthday soon!

[She has decided this because she hasn't had one the whole time she's been here.]

We should have a party, right? A big sleepover! I've always wanted to have one! There can be cake and games and, um... Oh! Pillow fights! Just for all the girls, okay? That sounds fun, right? I hope I get lots of presents, hee hee!

I never had a birthday like this before, so let's make it really special and fun! I guess my room is too small for everyone to sleep, so I don't know where a good place would be...

[ Just a small text this time, but everyone in the academy better listen up. It's serious. Absolutely serious. ]

A former staff member of the academy, Miss GLaDOS, was found dead in Ferrothorn Park on Saturday, March 9th, at 1:13 AM. Signs of decay are imminent, suggesting that she has been there for some time. Her body has since been removed from the property and has been sent for autopsy.

There will be no further details given.

[ That's it. He's not about to drag any personal feelings into this, no matter how much it makes his gut wretch. ]